i wanna be a drug-sniffing dog

I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog So I can snort coke all day long Bite my master when it suits me Get off on diminished capacity I wanna be a customs man And snoop through your stuff cause I can Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives Stroke your panties, jack off at lunch Sure beats Alpo It's the life It's the stink It's the attitude I wanna be a San Francisco cop So I can speed and run red lights And sure as Rodney was a King We got ways to make you sing We can seize everything Houses, cars, and life savings Keep the loot for ourselves Fake drug charge works every time I wanna join the Christian coalition So I can molest my children None suspect me cause I've been saved 'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake Spared rod spoils the child It's the life It's the stink Choose your masks