The Stereotypes Song

[Intro: Puff Puff] "You know, I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this." [Chorus: Puff Puff] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes (Check it out, now) [Verse 1: Puff Puff] I love those fat Americans, you know they're so obnoxious They're always eating burgers, they're always holding shotguns And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn They all got 100 kids cause they don't know how to put a condom on (Uh-huh!) 'Cause that's the way they roll You've got to go big like an Israeli nose If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy And they're out of control like a Chinese driver I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burqas while they riding camels? I love Jamaicans, yeah, they cool But they always high, so don't let them fool ya (Ya mon!) And I love them Puerto Ricans Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend, ha I'm just joking, if you didn't know then You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland [Chorus: Puff Puff] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes [Verse 2: Puff Puff] Check it out now, (Aw yeah!) let me hear you yell If you love the outback redneck Australians And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth (Mamma mia!) And how could anyone hate the French? Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits Brazilian girls is what you want Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk I love Africans, but hold up a second National Geographic says they all butt-naked Breasts hanging low, what have they done with their clothes? They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose Uh oh! You're all on my checklist Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast They're stereotypes, and if you believe 'em Then your brain is small like a Korean penis [Chorus: Puff Puff] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes [Bridge: Puff Puff] I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep (Woo!) I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep (Yeah!) I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep Yeah, they hump sheep They hump sheep They hump sheep [Chorus: Puff Puff] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes [Outro] Yeah "A-heh-heh, I'm just playing, you know I love you guys But seriously, don't hump any sheep." (Baah!)