You Will Know Our Names

[Zach Boucher (Little Mac)] Sprinting in with these punches, I hit with so much destruction Don't flinch when I uppercut, never miss, I'm not one to fuck with Stuck 'cause when I push you down Jabbing and locking you into the ground When I turn around, you won't be escaping your fate In the making when hearing this sound, uh Pow for the crowd, send everyone out of bounds The bruiser straight out the Bronx, you're never taking me down Now, this is how I swing, so much power I'ma bring Don't you dare to think to step into this ring [Mat4yo (Ike)] You're looking for a legend, but you won't have a clue Til a hero this radiant dawns on you It's the mighty Ike, like a knight, I strike With a scythe made of fire and dynamite By the Crimean army, I'm honored With true skills that I learned from my father You'd be mad trying to start up a war With a king who's clad in this super armor I'll quick draw my Ragnell on you With the flame so cool that it burns bright blue 私の5フイートの剣のために準備する Slow and steady, too heavy for these speedsters One swing'll knock you into the Great Aether Not for glory, for my friends: I fight Just ask the audience who they like [TryHardNinja (Lucario)] Combos, combos, combos, aura's high Day dreams got these KO's on my mind All your hopes of glory, let em die Cause Lucario has got his eyes on the prize Smash it all down, I'm making bodies rain Stack the combo, I'm adding to the chain Charge the sphere up and knock you out of place Brawl in top form, I energize the game When you slow down, I'm picking up the pace When you hit me, I'm picking up your strength You think I'm under the level that you play? Come to B tier and say that to my face, punk [Trickywi (Sheik)] I'm a fear to the weak, queen of the shadows, I'm the Sheik Coming in from the smoke, you wouldn't know it was me You aren't surviving this Sheikah, you're never touching me either I am the goddess on the top, an assassin underneath Always landing all this damage til you panic, now you're irked I got plenty different options, putting in all of this work And then I vanish, and you're looking famished Let me fill you with the hurt Unmasking cause I'm laughing, beating you into the dirt [Adam Purski (Diddy Kong)] Oh? Who's this? Oh you don't really know? It's Diddy to the Kong, you bitch (yeah, yeah, yeah) F Donkey Kong 'cause I'm the one I'm not the one you should be messing with (yeah, yeah, yeah) Here we go, you don't really wanna go smash Can't hold back cause you know imma go nuts Getting on the stage, yeah, Diddy on the way Ain't P. Diddy, no Biggie, I wanna say That I'm winning every game, hit em with a B Peanut Popgun, you're in a pinnacle of pain I'll put you in a grave when I monkey flip I thought you were the best, where's your confidence? I'm three stocks up, get a lead on Kong? Nah, nah Slipping every minute cause you couldn't really hit it Now that is called smash dysfunction You can go to Dr. Mario for tablets Until you ain't rolling in my barrel, there's no mass appeal I'll make that head pop when I let the banana peel You motherf- [GameboyJones (Dark Pit)] Dark Pit, you can put that on a hashtag I'm about to take my foot and put it in they ass crack People want to say that I'm evil, but yo, I'm pass that You can catch the tip of my blade, I got a fast slash Ain't nobody gonna test this might I'll shock fist with the left when I hit you right All black with my clothes, I don't mess with white I was cloned to be dark, I don't miss the light Now, up B got your boy looking so fly Oh my, I just took a stock with my dope rhymes Bovine, I don't need your bull cause I'm gon' shine Watch me hit the battlefield, I'm making this my show time Got these arrows, my aim is so straight and narrow I'm getting right to the marrow when I pierce into your barebones Yeah, Palutena, she can talk shit But I am higher in the ranks, call me Dark Pit [Divide (Pit)] I could take you so high, you know It doesn't matter where I drop the arrow I'm making all the shots that I throw Keeping KO's on the frequent, see 'em go down Nobody, said nobody I can't take out I'm gonna hit 'em and split 'em Providing the damage that they've been missing Giving all that's with em a little something, not bluffing I don't fear em Just keep 'em moving, no chance improving I'm just disapproving when you always keep losing I know you think that there is still hope Shield up, reflecting all that you throw Pit's the name, welcome to the show [NoneLikeJoshua (Shulk)] Ay, this ain't a rap though, it's Monado Art Dissing all the Smash Bros every time I got to start You know that flow written in a chronicle Xenoblade, fast, slow, doesn't matter, 'cause I'm Shulk Yeah, my vision showed me that you will lose I counter all attacks, Back Slash too soon A Fire Flower spitting more flame than you do Time to activate Speed Art on the noobs Staying over the rest by jumping over their heads I'm busting up your defence because my shield is best But now your luck is less, Monado cutting up the decks You thought I was running alone But Riki, Dunban, and Fiora coming next [ThighHighSenpai (Zero Suit)] Showing utility, skillfully smashing you out of the map It's my mobility, willfully you will not want to come back I do it differently, killing you instantly, just my ability Hitting you with an efficiency That will sufficiently end you with just one attack Out of my suit but staying the best because you suck Flipping, I'm kicking you through, jump Papers are in for review, chump Time's up, paralyzed ya, clarified ya, fried alive, I'm Showing you the passion for action to make a paradise, uh [Chi-Chi (Lucina)] Coming in from a distant future Gonna show how to do it right Boy, say you wanna smash? Bitch please, I came here for the fight I don't have time to mess around Gotta save the world, to keep it spinning 'round Try to hit me up and I'll cut you down Swing my sword to the sky as you hit the ground, ow You know I'm here to conquer Best bitch up on the roster Representing Fire Emblem in this game of brutes and busters I'm the queen of KO's, first choice of all the best players And to all the haters listening in Call me Marth again, I dare ya [Tokumei (Greninja)] Another ninja on the battlefield Hit me, I am unannealed Sleeping on a Frokie, but evolved into something real Cut you into pieces with some deadly Water Shurikens Slipping out the shadows then attack you at your weaknesses Placed above the rest when you talk about the tier list Tried to fucking nerf, me but honestly, didn't do shit So when you see me dropping each character off of the populous Believe that it's Greninja taking each victory from your pocket, bitch Uh, let me slow it down What do I gotta prove in order to take the crown? Like Little Mac bruised, you scrubs are going down You dudes not losing is something I laugh about, yeah Down B, then your life is gone I come to kill, there ain't no one I'm going easy on You lack the skill to handle the greatest Pokémon Now enjoy the thrill of your hope being smashed upon [FabvL (King Dedede)] King D on the map Come and step to me, better know I'ma snap Should be S-tier, ice cold with a bat Better run, I'ma lay you flat with a slap Now I'm ready to smash, you think that you're fast But everybody quick with the dash are never a match It's sickening how brittle and rash you move, it's unnatural I'm sending Link to the past, make Charizard ash I'm taking out the trash, hammer down, you're flat Combo wrap around the back, come in to get it all again It's a wrap, got em making a plaque Never taking any damage attack Have you Mr. Game & Watching, blame the lag, you're bad Stealing all your lives, give me the trophy Bunch of sidekicks, might as well call you Yoshi Moving slowly but every time I hit the threats posing It's lonely up here at the top but I'm coping [Justin (Wario)] Make way for the tank Rich gold in these bars, wait til I break the bank Think you got a chance against the Microgame Cast? Then I'll set off stuff in the back such as gas These fools got nothing on me When the sight of the bike makes the scene start to scream Well known as the man that's always quirky Now get caught under these wheels because you know I'm riding dirty I'm a superhero, W is what it's about Chomped up some bars as I literally chewed you out Rockde this franchise for a decade, you can try to take a spin It's been clear from the start that imma gonna win [HalaCG (Rosalina)] The best team you'll ever encounter, all of our enemies scatter Even when frozen and battered, Luma the Star has my back, yeah Gliding through the sky, graceful as we fly We'll be dodging, maneuvering, it'll be air that you strike Luma's brightly glowing, as I go in, I'm flowing Knowing you don't stand a chance while our potential's only growing Powerful defending keeps preventing our streaks ending While my magic's abide turning the tides, making moves on who's contending I've got power from the galaxies, you guys won't be that hard to beat It's time that we rule this arena First place goes to Rosalina [EileMonty (Palutena)] Well, excuse me, princess, got something to address The Goddess of Light here, taking flight, dear Use your power with all your might Fear my celestial fire, my radiance purifier Too bad for you, of course you'll lose Darling, preach to the choir (She will attack you with heavenly grace) Heavenly light (And then she'll laugh right in your face) Hahaha! (Against a mega laser, we wish you luck) I don't give a flying ffffeather Anything you can do, I can do better [Rustage (Robin)] I'm in it to win it, begin it Exhibit abilities, killing it, literally Write your obituary, hitting Ylissean powers Devour, ignore durability This is my mission, I'm causing attrition You're missing, I know your position A licensed tactician, I'm leaving you wishing You listened to visions I give you of twisted ambitions Lighting every body bit, I spit Crilling, I embody blitz, I hit Finish every bloody git, that's it Knocking you into the pit I'm a caster powered on Leave you blasted til you're gone You won't last after you spawn They should leave you out like Chrom [VideoGameRapBattles (Dr. Mario)] Aye, pop a couple pillies, and I'll sell a couple milli See who got the sickest flow now that the doctor's in the building Try to step to Mario, I bet that you will not be feeling Very hot after this fever, leaves you with a case of chillies Really spitting like I'm Illy, need to hit the THC, aye Ya'll be cancer, I'm the cure, just check the PHD, aye You can call me biased but this game has got a virus And the meds that I'm prescribing is the doc in SSB, aye My diagnosis ends, you'll never fight again You're in my hospital so take your vitamins [ShueTube (Olimar)] Smashing the beat, bitch, it's Olimar Captain of going hard Packing heat strapped with a load of bars Badly defeat any foe I spar Most my opponents are weak And they stink like they blowing farts I think it's so bizarre, say they got bars but they flow is par Say they go hard, I say "no, you aren't" Wait til I pull ya card, make the KO'in start Slaying these lames paying no regard Say it's a game, well I'm throwing darts Whipping these Pikmin, I throw 'em far Stick to my victims, they grip em and hold ya arm Wicked lil' shits stay equipped with invoking arm Stripping your health, getting dealt with a loaded charge Keep getting helplessly pelted and pulled apart Need to get help, ring the bell, you too slow to guard Seizing the belt for myself, welp, it's over, darn [SiegeRising (Jigglypuff)] Puffed up and ready with a steady attack Now where yo uat? Pimp slapping you right off of the map Give it a rest, you could never best me Test me, no contesting while I'm professing my zest Imma rollout quick, spitting bars so sick You have never seen a Pokémon move like this The name is Jigglypuff, you keep on acting tough This fight is rough, cause baby, I don't need a buff Taking every singel life while I'm making Combos swifter than a knife cause I'm slating Hating on me cause I am the champ There's no debating, because I'm revamped Imma smack you down and win this match That's a catch, my fresh batch of moves and attacks You're afraid and don't know what to do Who will be my next victim? I choose you [Rockit Gaming (Wii Fit Trainer)] Wii Fit getting ripped, let me Let me skip to the gym stacking up my defence I'll be breathing solo, yoga mobility combo Downward facing dog, it's all about the stretch, yo Three sets, ten reps, putting up two hunny, pumping up my chest Lunge then I drop with a goblet squat It's a full body workout, lemme smash your hitbox Sun salutation, I'm calculating a knockout I've been training day in and out waiting to wear the Smash crown Packing on pounds, continuously working out It's why they call me the Wii Fit Trainer Meteor Smash, now you're all in danger [Lyrical (R.O.B.)] Fuck Wall-E, bitch, it's R.O.B AKA mech G-O-D CPU on UFC You 3PO, I'm 2OP This AI killing PVP, with rockets spitting H-O-T Since NES, the real O.G., I don't K.O., you D-I-E I rock 'em, sock 'em, leaderboards: I top em Take your stocks and drop 'em Princesses take off dresses so they be on my hard drive often Scrap Claptrap, as fresh as the best Ness backpack, crowd on that laugh track Get your ass smacked back to the last map Then call Duck Hunt, homie, cause you're gonna need Aflak [DEFMATCH (Duck Hunt)] Get a taste of dog meat, every time I lob skeets Maybe got rabies, beware sharp teeth Knocking someone out the ring? Maybe, sucker, not me My master's got a shotgun, you don't want beef Always kicking Hogan's alley cans, smoking the finale, damn Beware explosions, choke in Death Valley, fam Nothing better than a dog and a duck Cause there's airborne fangs that'll tear you up Armed to the teeth, I'm in your zone with a beat down Leave you wheezing, hardly breathing, bleeding, you won't rebound Three counts' all I need, these eyes all on me Good boys never die, this leash is off, I'm free Crack of the rifle sounds, back, or you might go down Some breeds might be startled, yeah, but I like it loud Come in different combinations like dalmatians [NemRaps (Ganondorf)] You know who the man is, super villain landing My friends call me Ganondorf, you can call me Ganon Float across the map and bust yo ass with a flame choke Literally whipping Link to ashes, chain smoke Swing my cape and throwing up my fist They try to copy my swag But they can't do it like this Anybody ready to battle, they might miss I'm about to break you down with a high kick Everybody calling me evil like I'm sick But what would you do with a blade like this? Huh? See me swinging my sword, gonna slash yo life I'm taking it by force, gonna smash yo wife She naked on my floors, menage a trois, we making a Triforce Yeah, I hit that, better get back Or you 'bout to get smacked to the side of the level I'm the king of the thieves Better thinkg twice 'fore you look into the eyes of a devil Beast mode, I'm taking on at least four I eat foes, you gon' need combos and cheat codes Please, yo, I don't give a damn about no hero Link? No Sheik? No I'm the Demon King, ho