Jimmy Page & Robert Plant

[Verse 1] I'm just another little faggot with a problem Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ Suckers can reach out and touch me and eat me (I lick clit, I like it) Lookin' for love in all the wrong places Black a la mode with the mummified faces Am I animal, vegetable, mineral, or ooh? I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass I don't need you and I don't need a break Now, if I wasn't here, I'd be out gettin' laid Please, please, please don't play the whole damn song A 2-minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long [Chorus] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I hate Jimmy Page Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Kick those faggots off the stage Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bite the future and fuck the past Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My old shit will never last [Verse 2] I hold the microphone with my butt now Who like that song 'Five-Year-Old Panty Shot'? Yeah, yeah, that could be a real big record 'Cause it's got the bump with the molestation I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird And all those voices in my head, have every right to be there I ain't a girl just 'cause I rock the gold I ain't a boy just 'cause I rock your world Bad boy, don't you fuck my dolly I'll pinch my ass with a motherfuckin' smile on my face And I get real stupid and you, and you, and you can't stop me [Pre-Chorus] I'll show you how official midgets jack me off [Chorus] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I hate Jimmy Page Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Kick those faggots off the stage Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bite the future and fuck the past Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My old shit will never last [Bridge] One day I'm a-do the fuckin' ooh, I'm a-screw the fuckin' ooh No cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it He put this out his back and he won't break the shit You said that he's nothing, I said that he's nothing I make the laws, I be the lawmaker When you looks me upside down, don't forget to fuck yourself You're so wrong with your jive You don't know me, why the hell you come to gimme this? You're so wrong with your jive Now there are some things in life I don't like and this is what you just did So I took a big hit, who the fuck gives a shit? Yo, not I, I am destined to die now ADD to me means you don't have to watch me whine now Why do you guys got the ball day rock? Ah! [Chorus 2] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I hate Jimmy Page Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Kick those faggots off the stage Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Fuck the future and bite the past Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My old shit will never last [Outro] I'll show you how official midgets knock me out I'll show you how official midgets jack me off I'll show you how official midgets jack me off I'll show you how official midgets jack me Ah, ah, ah, ah