Pin Up Girl

Its over, we missed the bus Nice idea, but not for us We didn't click lets make it quick and say goodbye Don't hold my hand and don't demand a reason why No loving looks, no fond regards Tonight was always on the cards I like big muscles you are thin and lanky I like nice manners you are far too cranky You blew your nose and then looked in your hanky Things would never have worked The day i met you was a real heart wrencher I thought that love would be a big adventure Then saw the spinach on your bottom denture Things would never have worked I wanted champagne and roses, cause that's the way I am You gave me vimto, tinned carrots and spam I wanted love to come and knock our blocks off But even venus takes her card and clocks off Your idea of foreplay was to take your socks off Things would never have worked Rapports a thing you just can't manufacture You had your pin up girl, i couldn't matcher her I didn't want to it was mrs thatcher Things would never have worked I wanted moonlight and roses and all that silly tosh You wanted gerbils, a whippet, a wash I wanted love songs but you wouldn't write them My earlobes nibbled but you wouldn't bite them You'd only fart and then attempt to light them Things would never have worked Were not compatible lets not get blue dear At least we see each others points of view dear I like big hunky men and so do you dear Things would never have worked