Cuneiform

AYE! W-E-I-R-D HAVING FUN WITH YA PUSSY: FELINE PARTY! BEAMIN OPTIC LASERS MELT YOU SCUM INTO SLIME MOLD MY MIDDLE NAME IS SUMMERS BUT MY RHYMES ARE ICE COLD I ABSTAIN FROM MEAT: TOFU! MARTIAL ARTS WITH MY FEET? TOE-FU! (I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU!) EVERY DAY AT NOON, I EXIST TO STEEZ EBENEZER SCROOGE, VICTOR FRIES GIRL, YOU’RE PRECIOUS: SIDIBE LET’S START AN URBAN ROMANCE: CITY BAE I KNEW I SHOULDN’TA SPOONED HER BUT I’M CUBA GOODING JR SEE I MIGHT HAVE TO FINISH SUMMA CUM LAUDE AND YOUR SISTER IN MY BED, BOY, IS SOON TO CUM LOUDLY WHITE GIRL ON MY DICK LIKE A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IN THE BACK OF A CRUISER ENGAGED IN GENITAL KARATE (I’M DECAPITATIN MOTHERFUCKERS!) SOAP AN OLD MAN’S GENITALS MASSAGIN THE TESTICLES WIPE HIS ASS IN THE SHOWER HOMIE I GOT THE POWER (I LOVE IT) WHEN I FLEW INTO THE 6IX RUDY GAY QUIT NOW I’M THEON GREYJOY WITH THE FLUID FLAYED WRIST (UGH!) I’M THE BEST EXTRAORDINARY THE REST OF EM? EXTRA ORDINARY (I wrote that line before Joel Plaskett did.) IS A LOT ONE WORD? MAN, FUCK IT! I AIN’T TRIPPIN ON GRAMMAR I BE SMASHIN THE HAMMER HERE’S THE POINT AND YOUR MISSIN IT: THERE’S NOBODY WRONGER THAN LINGUISTIC PRESCRIPTIVISTS LANGUAGE IS DEFINED BY THE USE OF ITS USERS ‘LITERALLY’ IS NOT ALWAYS LITERALLY ‘LITERALLY’ IT’S AN INTENSIFIER FOR NORMALLY FIGURATIVE EXPRESSIONS AND I COULD CARE LESS IF IT’S ‘COULD’ OR ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ I’M CARELESS IN A CARRIAGE GETTING MARRIED TO KATE LETH (GREATEST ILLUSTRATOR IN THE GODDAMN GAME, YOU STUPID BASTARDS!) “OH AND LOGAN: STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL.” YEAH, YOU’RE GETTING TRADED LIKE LARRY DAVID CHERYL HINES AND I’M TOO FADED YEAH, MY CREW MADE IT (SUMMER CREW!) THAT’S GOLD MEDALS SHOWER YOUR GIRL IN ROSE PETALS MY ACCELERATOR PINK: THAT’S ROSE PEDALS CRUISIN THROUGH THE X WITH YOUR EX (HAVING PUBLIC SEX!) NO DANGERFIELD CAUSE I GET RESPECT I SKEPTICALLY ACCEPT YOUR PEDANTIC SEMANTICS I’M THE ABSURDEST ABSURDIST WITH MY SURREAL ANTICS AIN’T NO CATHOLIC, BUT I READ CHRISTIAN BÖKS (UNIVERSITY OF CALGARY ENGLISH DEPARTMENT!) COMIN IN… "A DADA BARD DAMNS STAGNANT ART, AND DRAWS AN ALPHA" : A-WEIRD LISTEN TO MY WORDS TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS APPEAR MY CUNEIFORM IS UNIFORM PENIS ON MY FOREHEAD LIKE A UNICORN NO PRINT PRESS, BUT I PRESS PRINTS DEEP INTO THE MIND OF THE FRESH PRINCE THAT’S MACCHIAVELLI I JIZZ TWICE THAT’S THE SECOND CUMMING: IMMACULATE BELLY! I FUCK SPINELLI! THAT’S DETWEILER! (SCHOOL’S OUT!) I DIP MY BALLS IN YOUR HUMMUS I DON’T EVEN NEED TO FUCKIN RHYME FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! (TRUDY!)