Swingin' Party

[Verse 1] Bring your own lampshade, somewhere, there's a party Here, it's never ending, can't remember when it started Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail [Chorus] If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If being strong's your kind, I need help here with this feather If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party, down the line [Verse 2] Pound the prairie pavement, losing proposition Quitting school and going to work and never going fishing Water all around, never learn how to swim, now [Chorus] If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If being strong's your kind, then, I need help here with this feather If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party, down the line At the swingin' party, down the line [Verse 3] Bring your own lampshade, somewhere, there's a party Here, it's never ending, can't remember when it started Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail [Chorus] If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If being strong is what you want Then, I need help here with this feather If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party, down the line Everything in time At the swingin' party, down the line Catch the time At the swingin' party, down the line