This is not a tango

Tango-gypsy motifs, hot popping congas, sinewy double bass, shimmering jazz drums.

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Django Django - Django Django Doves - Lost Souls The Last Broadcast Dr Dre - 2001 Nick Drake - Five Leaves Left Pink Moon Bob Dylan - Blood on the Tracks Echo & The Bunnymen - Ocean Rain Editors - The Back Room Eels - Beautiful Freak Elastica - Elastica Elbow - Asleep in the Back Cast of Thousands Leaders of the Free World Build a Rocket, Boys! Dead in the Boot The Take Off and Landing of Everything Little Fictions Giants of All Sizes Flying Dream 1 Electric Light Orchestra - Out of the Blue Missy Elliott - Under Construction Eminem - The Slim Shady LP The Marshall Mathers LP Everything But the Girl - Walking Wounded Faith No More - The Real Thing Fatboy Slim - You've Come a Long Way, Baby Lupe Fiasco - Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor The Flaming Lips - The Soft Bulletin Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Fleetwood Mac - Rumours Fugees - The Score Guy Garvey - Courting the Squall Marvin Gaye - What's Going On Ghostface Killah - Fishscale Bebel Gilberto - Tanto Tempo Gnarls Barkley - St. Elsewhere Goldfrapp - Felt Mountain Grant Lee Buffalo - Fuzzy Green Day - Dookie Happy Mondays - Pills 'n' Thrills and Bellyaches Ed Harcourt - Here Be Monsters George Harrison - All Things Must Pass P J Harvey - Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea Richard Hawley - Coles Corner Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill Hole - Live Through This David Holmes - Let's Get Killed Interpol - Turn On the Bright Lights Antics Our Love to Admire Irrelevant Cabbage - The Counterfeit News Network The Jam - Sound Affects Beat Surrender Japan - Adolescent Sex [version] Obscure Alternatives Quiet Life Gentlemen Take Polaroids Assemblage James - Laid Jay-Z - The Blueprint JERK - JERK 2013-2014 Norah Jones - Come Away With Me Jamiroquai - Emergency on Planet Earth Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures Closer Permanent Kaiser Chiefs - Employment Miles Kane - Don't Forget Who You Are Kasabian - Kasabian The Killers - Hot Fuss Sam's Town Sawdust Day & Age Battle Born Wonderful Wonderful Kings of Leon - Because of the Times Mechanical Bull Lenny Kravitz - Let Love Rule Kula Shaker - K Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.a.a.d. city To Pimp a Butterfly DAMN. Mr Morale & The Big Steppers Lambchop - Nixon k.d. lang - Ingénue The La's - The La's Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV Leftfield - Leftism Les Rythmes Digitales - Darkdancer [promo copy] The Libertines - Up the Bracket Love - Forever Changes Madness - Total Madness Madonna - Ray of Light Manic Street Preachers - Generation Terrorists Gold Against the Soul The Holy Bible Know Your Enemy Journal for Plague Lovers Mansun - Attack of the Grey Lantern Massive Attack - Blue Lines Protection Mezzanine Paul McCartney - McCartney III Mercury Rev - Deserters' Songs Metallica - Master of Puppets ...And Justice for All St. Anger Midlake - The Courage of Others Moby - Play Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill My Bloody Valentine - Isn't Anything Loveless New Order - Technique New York Dolls - New York Dolls Joanna Newsom - Ys Nirvana - Nevermind In Utero MTV Unplugged in New York Oasis - The Masterplan Sinéad O'Connor - I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got Beth Orton - Central Reservation OutKast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power Pavement - Slanted and Enchanted Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain Pet Shop Boys - Very Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon Pixies - Surfer Rosa/Come On Pilgrim Doolittle The Pogues - The Best of the Pogues The Police - Synchronicity Portishead - Dummy Portishead Primal Scream - Screamadelica Vanishing Point The Prodigy - The Fat of the Land Public Service Broadcasting - Inform-Educate-Entertain The Race for Space Pulp - His 'n' Hers Prince - 1999 Finley Quaye - Maverick a Strike Queens of the Stone Age - Queens of the Stone Age Radiohead - Kid A The King of Limbs Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine Razorlight - Up All Night Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Californiacation Django Reinhardt & Stephane Grappelli - The Ultimate Collection R.E.M. - Murmur Document Green Out of Time Automatic for the People Rodrigo y Gabriela - Mettavolution The Rolling Stones - The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St. Roxy Music - Roxy Music Röyksopp - Melody A.M. Basement Jaxx - Rooty [version] Röyksopp - Melody A.M. Jack Savoretti - Written in Scars Shovel Dance Collective - The Water is the Shovel of the Shore Simple Minds - New Gold Dream (81-82-83-84) Frank Sinatra - Songs for Swingin' Lovers! Talvin Singh - OK Siouxsie and the Banshees - Juju The Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness Patti Smith - Horses The Smiths - The Queen is Dead Strangeways, Here We Come Snow Patrol - Up to Now Sonic Youth - EVOL Sister Daydream Nation Dirty A Thousand Leaves Murray Street Stereophonics - You Gotta Go There to Come Back Pull the Pin Live from Dakota The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses Second Coming The Streets - A Grand Don't Come for Free The Strokes - Is This It Room On Fire The Strypes - Snapshot Suede - Suede Dog Man Star [2015 remaster] Coming Up Head Music A New Morning Bloodsports Night Thoughts The Blue Hour Autofiction The Sugarcubes - Life's Too Good Super Furry Animals - Fuzzy Logic Supergrass - I Should Coco I Should Coco In It for the Money Supergrass David Sylvian - Secrets of the Beehive [2003 remaster] System of a Down - System of a Down Teenage Fanclub - Bandwagonesque This Friendship Is Sailing - Shape Shifters This Heat - Deceit TLC - CrazySexyCool Amon Tobin - Supermodified Travis - Good Feeling Tricky - Maxinquaye Two Door Cinema Club - Tourist History TV on the Radio - Dear Science U2 - October The Unforgettable Fire Achtung Baby Zooropa Pop All That You Can't Leave Behind Underworld - Dubnobasswithmyheadman Second Toughest in the Infants Beaucoup Fish The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground & Nico White Light/White Heat The Verve - A Storm in Heaven A Northern Soul Urban Hymns Weezer - Weezer (Blue) Paul Weller - Wild Wood Kanye West - The College Dropout Late Registration 808s & Heartbreak My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy The White Stripes - White Blood Cells Elephant Wilco - Crosseyed Strangers: An Alternate Yankee Hotel Foxtrot Robbie Williams - Life Thru a Lens Stevie Wonder - Talking Book The xx - xx Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell It's Blitz! Thom Yorke - Tomorrow's Modern Boxes Suspiria ANIMA Neil Young - Harvest The 1975 - A Brief Inquiry into Online Relationships 2Pac - Me Against the World [Classical Performers] Julian Bream - Julian Bream plays Villa-Lobos Eduardo Fernandez - The World of the Spanish Guitar Frances Griffin and Leo Turner - Bajo la Palmera Elizabeth Kenny - Ars Longa: Old and new music for theorbo Gary Ryan - Patterns in Time Andrés Segovia - The Spanish Guitar Magic of Segovia Leo Turner - Espernaca John Williams - Joaquin Rodrigo and Heitor Villa-Lobos Guitar Concertos [2010 remaster] The Seville Concert Spanish Guitar Music Xuefei Yang - Sojourn: The Very Best of Xuefei Yang The Russian Guitar 1800-1850: The Moscow School Trinity Guildhall Guitar Pieces, Exercises and Duets [Classical Composers] Ludwig van Beethoven/Barry Cooper - Symphony No. 10/The Story of Beethoven's Tenth Symphony [Morris, London Symphony Orchestra] Johannes Brahms - Symphony No. 1 [Horenstein, South West German Radio Orchestra] Symphony No. 2 [Belohlavek, BBC Symphony Orchestra] Symphonies Nos. 2 & 3 [Karajan, Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra, 1964 recording] Glenn Branca - The Third Ascension Antonín Dvorák - Symphony No. 9 "From the New World" [Chailly, Concertgebouw Orchestra] Gustav Mahler - Symphony No. 5 [Sinopoli, Philharmonia Orchestra] Symphony No. 8 [Tennstedt, London Philharmonic Orchestra] Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Requiem with "Ave Verum Corpus" and "Exsultate Jubilate" Piano Concertos Manuel de Falla / Maurice Ravel - Piano Concertos [Ravel: G major concerto, D major concerto "for the left hand" / de Falla: Nights in the Gardens of Spain] Joaquin Rodrigo - Complete Orchestral Works 3 [Concierto en modo galante and Concierto como un divertimento for 'cello, Concierto de estío for violin] Jean Sibelius - Tone Poems: Finlandia / Der Schwan von Tuonela / Valse Triste / Tapiola [Karajan, Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra] Dmitri Shostakovich - Symphony No. 5 [Haitink, Concertgebouw Orchestra] Symphony No. 8 / Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Symphony No. 33 [Mravinsky, Leningrad Philharmonic Orchestra] Symphony No. 10 [Mravinsky, Leningrad State Philharmonic Orchestra] Igor Stravinsky - The Rite of Spring/Concerto for Piano and Wind Instruments [Skrowaczewski, Minnesota Orchestra] Heitor Villa-Lobos - Live! [Piano Concerto No. 5, Bachianas Brasilieras 3, solo piano music] Antonio Vivaldi - Concertos Lutoslawski/Penderecki/Cage/Mayuzumi - String Quartets [LaSalle Quartet] [Compilations] BBC Radio 1's Live Lounge 2014 The Best Air Guitar Album in the World... Ever! Jakey vs Uncle Lawrence 1: Off the Wall Jakey vs Uncle Lawrence 2: Sensible Stuff Jakey vs Uncle Lawrence 3: Un Petit Peu de Français Mojo presents Johnny Cash... and Friends Mojo presents 20 from 20 Q Essential Glastonbury Smart Spirit of Polynesia Uncut - Blackwaterside: Sounds of the New Weird Albion Uncut - Modern Classics Uncut - Main Sounds Uncut - Killer Cuts Uncut - From Us to You Uncut - Now Playing Uncut - Big Time Sounds Uncut - The Sound of 2022 Uncut - Made to Love Magic 100 Hits: Punk & New WaveVinyl Adam and the Ants - Kings of the Wild Frontier The Beatles - Please Please Me With the Beatles A Hard Day's Night Beatles for Sale Help! Rubber Soul Revolver Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles Yellow Submarine Abbey Road Let it Be Hey Jude Johannes Brahms - Symphony No. 4 [Loughran, Hallé] Coldplay - Parachutes Europe - Out of This World Green Day - American Idiot Japan - Quiet Life Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures The Police - Ghost in the Machine The Rolling Stones - Let It Bleed Stereophonics - Just Enough Education to Perform The Stone Roses - Stone Roses U2 - War Various artists - Anthems Various artists - The Jazz Album [7" Singles] Pink Floyd - "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2" Rush - "Roll the Bones" [Empty Vinyl Sleeves] Depeche Mode - Violator Japan - "Ghosts" [12" Single]