The Hustler

[Intro: Ras Kass] Yeah, ji-ji-jeah Look, man, y'all niggas is predictable as a muthafucka, corny as shit So I'ma give y'all a bar one time, man Y'all know what a homonym is? Man, it's words that's spelled the same or sound the same that have a different meaning Like, like, well, look, like this Listen [Verse 1: Ras Kass] Deformed pretty boy, and mama said God don't like ugly Cool, Jehovah's Witness won't bug me Nickname Anchor Man, all I got is "news" Pop new tags (New), I cop new shoes Dayton set to 22's, only thing used Is when Penelope Cruz, Timex chick choose Niggas thinking it's a wrap, the damage is done Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun, huh? Went from slave days, whips and chains To luxury whips, flat chains that hang Used to get lynched and hanged, now we hang on the block Do the dew, don't cop from cops Niggas ball to ball, push blow to blow The nose knows, suckas just play the role Roll with players, gangsters prey on the weak Christians pray on the weekend, my flow is deep [Chorus: Ras Kass] And I might not got more cheddar than you So I show off, show I'm still better than you Amputate my hand, aim right with my left arm Pen to the pen, now I'm right where I left off Wear what I left on, own what I got I'ma stay on one, plot 'til my plot Amputate my hand, ain't right if my left off Pen to the pen, now I'm right where I left off [Verse 2: Ras Kass] 'Til EPMD gon' break up Cool, ain't no love in the fast lane Better pump your brakes, what Awake at my own wake, then I rose Holding a rose, right before they put me in the hole And even friends be foe Easy like Princess Di to die senseless 'Cause blood is the red dye that never rinses IRS fence fences, homes they auction off, holmes J.D., pay your taxes if the goal's to go gold I'm still Soul on Ice, just put ice on the sole Jew-els head to toe, and love getting head Tow two groupies on tour around the globe My name ring bells, 'cause I skipped bail And spit Poison like DeVoe Biv Bell And if you're not black, go figure Pronounced dead in the E.R. for pronouncing the "-er" in the word "nigga" [Chorus: Ras Kass] And I might not got more cheddar than you So I show off, show I'm still better than you Amputate my hand, aim right with my left arm Pen to the pen, now I'm right where I left off Wear what I left on, own what I got I'ma stay on one, plot 'til my plot Amputate my hand, ain't right if my left off Pen to the pen, now I'm right where I left off [Verse 3: Ras Kass] Verbal Kent, heir to the throne Con Air when I fly, dress fly when I'm flown Once flew with the flu, hail from the "L" Tell freaky tales of females in Black Tail Black male, these the sounds of blackmail And extortion, need a piece of the pie, my Porsche and a portion Pi, do the math; HRSMN! Corrupt priests who sell cannabis for assets and properties Pro Clubs, rock proper tees Proper dime piece; ass set next to me like "Hi" I'm like "Hey, what up?", she like "Hay" And like to get high, by the way Lipstick lesbian, bi, she wanna smoke if I buy I don't trick, beat it, bitch, I'm like "Bye" When I spell, man, school women like Spelman Hypnotic, I'm under her spell, man [Chorus: Ras Kass] And I might not got more cheddar than you So I show off, show I'm still better than you Amputate my hand, aim right with my left arm Pen to the pen, now I'm right where I left off Wear what I left on, own what I got I'ma stay on one, plot 'til my plot Amputate my hand, ain't right if my left off Pen to the pen, now I'm right where I left off [Outro: E-40] Vainglorious! (Vainglorious, fo'-shiggedy) This is protected, by the PEEIMPS (And who else, who-who else are they protectin'?) The PLAYERS (And, and, and somebody else right?) And the hustlers (The hustlers, that's right) With a ki (With a ki) Not a car key (But what?) But a ki (Oh, a ki, a brick) SISSY (SISSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHH!) Oooh, oooh - BOTCH!