Swimming Pool

[Spoken Intro] 2, 3, 4... [Verse 1] There's comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool I'm holding my breath for you There's no doubt in my mind That if you could, then you would try To crack my ribcage open And pull my heart right through [Verse 2] There's comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool I'm holding my breath for you There's no doubt in my mind That if you could, then you would try To crack my ribcage open And pull my heart right through [Chorus] But I'm a creature Of a culture that I create I'm the last one on the dance floor As the chandelier gives way And I am permanently preoccupied with your past I've been around long enough now To know that the good things never last They never last [Verse 3] There's comfort in the silence of a living room The TV is on for you Hide in your basement While your house burns down Your teeth are loose inside of your gums They will eventually fall out Follow an orange extension cord Under a carpet, to a closet door Feeding the black light That will someday make me very, very, very Very, very rich [Chorus] But I'm a creature Of a culture that I create And I'm the last one on the dance floor As the chandelier gives way And I am permanently preoccupied with your past I've been around long enough now To know that the good things never last They never last [Bridge 1] How low is your self esteem? How low could it possibly be? And I know, I know, you're in love with me And I've been ignoring you [Voicemails, part 1] To listen press "one", to record a message press "two" What the fuck is wrong with you, you fuckin' moron? You fuckin' moron, what the fuck is wrong with you? You pick up the girl, you're done, it's over with, you fuckin' idiot! [Bridge 2] I will stop cutting my pants into shorts I will address the issues I cannot ignore And I will do the things I think you might like And I will be alone, probably the rest of my life [Voicemails, part 2] You're very close to bein' the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met in my life I'm starting to think you'd be the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk this earth I'm givin' you advice[...?] [...]Turn around right now[...?] Who the fuck[...?] [Among inaudible portions...] It's wrong, what you're doing is wrong That you "needed the closure", well, how is this better? What the fuck did you drive to her house for? "Closure"? What "closure"? What the fuck is wrong with you? Breaking up with you. Done. Bye [Outro] There's comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool