Theodis Ealey

Now this song is going out to all of you players Wanna be players Wanna be pimps Mack daddys Or whatever you call yourself Well you better get your game face on Cause this old lady told me one time She say son, you men think you know what women want But you don't And then she went on to tell me a story And it goes something like this All you wanna be lovers There's something you need to know Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago She said Theodis, men think they know what women want But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't She said, I had a man Who thought he was the worlds greatest lover But when you add his time up He was just a five minute brother He used to lick it Mmmm He used to stroke it You know one night we was makin love he said This thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it She said Theodis you need to know That you can lick it And you can stroke it And you can kiss it And you can eat it But you ain't done a dog gone thin until you stand up in it Now this wanna be brother who thought he was the worlds greatest lover Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part time lover He said baby…mmm baby Why you messin around on me? I make sure your rents paid I make sure your cable's on Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone Baby ooo baby why you do me this way? She said Theodis, men think they know what women want But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't Now you can lick it, and you can stroke it But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it Now you can eat it, and you can lick it But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it And the moral of this story boys is You can eat it, stroke it, lick it Do anything you want with it But you ain't did nothing til you stand up in it