I'm a Goofy Goober

[Verse 1: Spongebob] I'm Ready! Promotion! 'Cause I'm a goofy goober You're a party pooper Your whole life's a blooper The chimichanga's manure Spell his name!! D-E-A-D-P-O-O-P D-E-A-D-P-O-O (DaAaAaAaAa) P Look at you, a wanna-be hero Mermaid Man will make you disappear yo You're gonna be defeated like Man Ray I'll take your food and beat it like pancakes It looks like you had a sleepover You're the weakest one in red rover I'm gonna make ya cry like a baby You can't mess with me and my posse With the Beat! [Verse 2: Deadpool] Is that rotten cheese in the trash? Oh wait a minute, its Spongeboob Dont forget to wipe my - "Hey!" Sorry dude, that's what Sponges do I know kids watch your show... But here's something they dont know Sponges poop out of their holes And they eat the same place where the poop goes, eh (He's the coolest Mercenary) (uh huh, woo!) So you better run home to your Mom and cry (Sing it girls, come on!) He's the coolest Mercenary (That's what your Mom said...) So you better run home to your Mom and cry (Check it) What it'll be like to be Spongeboob Pretending to be nice and pees on ya food A little bit of fish and a little bit in the buns Is how you make the Krappy Patty formula fun Baking people patties and keeping it on the level, and he's Making people mad when he blowin his little bubbles, and he's Breaking People's Back when he bringing the town to rubble So to be Spongeboob ain't nothin but trouble Is that rotten cheese in the trash Oh wait a minute, its Spongeboob Dont forget to wipe me "Hey" Sorry dude, that's what Sponges do I know kids watch your show But here's something they dont know Sponges poop out of their holes And they eat the same place where the poop goes He's the coolest Mercenary So you better run home to your Mom and cry (come on!) He's the coolest Mercenary So you better run home to your Mom and cry (Spongeboob!)