5SOS Lyrics

Background: Hey guys! This one was really fun. My best friend was telling me about something he wrote that triggered an idea, so I decided to prank him with the lyrics to 5SOS' "She's Kinda Hot." The fact that I'm bi partnered with my anxiety disorder made it pretty convincing. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Him: I just wrote a bitchin haiku Me: My girlfriend's bitching cause I always sleep in Him: Bad Me: She's always screaming when she's calling her friends Him: Don't do that Me: She's kinda hot though Me: My shrink keeps telling me I've got crazy dreams *no response* Me: Dude Him: Dude Me: She's also saying I have low self esteem 😕 Him: I didn't know you saw a therapist Me: Yeah Me: She's kinda hot though Him: Then you should probably stop seeing her if you think she's hot Me: She won't get out of my head Him: That's a good reason to find another therapist Me: She's kinda hot though 😩 Me: Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane Him: ... Me: My neighbor said I've got bad brains so idk Him: A therapist is supposed to help you not make you feel insane Me: I'm alright though Me: She put me on meds Him: Therapists can't give meds Him: Must be a psychiatrist Me: Hey can I ask you somethin Him: You can ask anything but I might not give a serious answer Me: Have you ever heard Five Seconds Of Summer's "She's Kinda Hot?" Him: No Me: Look up the lyrics Him: Fuck you Him: Fuck off Him: I'm blocking you until next Sunday Me: Noooo what can I do Me: Shit you actually blocked me