DMC Peter Piper

[Verse 1: Run, D.M.C. & Run-D.M.C.] Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rocked rhymes Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time Jack B. Nimble was nimble and he was quick But Jam Master cut faster, Jack's on Jay's dick Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep And Rip Van Winkle fell the hell asleep And Alice chilling somewhere in Wonderland Jack's serving Jill a bucket in his hand And Jam Master Jay's making all that sound The turntables might wobble, but they don't fall down [Verse 2: Run, D.M.C. & Run-D.M.C.] Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing But Jam Master's getting loose and D.M.C.'s the king 'Cause he's adult entertainer, child educator Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest Perfect timing when I'm climbing, I'm a rhyming apparatus Lot of guts, when he cuts, girls move their butts His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts And on the mix real quick and I'd like to say He's not Flash, but he's fast and his name is Jay [Break: Run] It, it goes a one, two, three, and [Verse 3: D.M.C. & Run-D.M.C.] Jay's like King Midas as I was told Everything that he touch turn to gold He's the greatest of the greater, get it straight, he's great Playing fame 'cause his name is known in every state His name is Jay, to see him play, will make you say "God damn that DJ made my day" Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker He's a maker, a breaker, and a title taker Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe If cuts were kids he would be due Not lying y'all, he's the best I know And if I lie my nose will grow Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio And you all know how the story go [Chorus: Run & Run-D.M.C.] Tricks are for kids, he plays much gigs He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good [Break: Run-D.M.C.] There it is [Verse 4: Run-D.M.C., Run & D.M.C.] We're Run-D.M.C., got a beef to settle D's not Hansel, he's not Gretel Jay's a winner, not a beginner His pocket gets fat, others get thinner J-j-j-j-j, jump on Jay like cow jumps moon People chase Jay like dish and spoon And like all fairy tales end You'll see Jay again my friend, huh