5:01 AM

[Intro] [Verse 1: Roger Waters & Hells Angel] An angel on a Harley Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone (Shoo... Shoo... Shoo...) Puts his bike up on its stand Leans back and then extends A scarred and greasy hand, he said How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin? [Refrain 1: Roger Waters & Hells Angel's Girlfriend] Then he takes your hand In some strange Californian handshake And breaks the bone (Ooh...) Have a nice day [Verse 2: Roger Waters] A housewife from Encino Whose husband's on the golf course With his book of rules (Shoo... Shoo... Shoo...) Brakes and makes a 'U' and idles back To take a second look at you [Refrain 2: Roger Waters] You flex your rod (You flex your rod) Fish takes the hook (Ha!) Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath (Ooh...) Another number in your little black book [Chorus] These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking Oh babe, I must be dreaming [Verse 3: Roger Waters] I was standing on the leading edge The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes "Jump," said Yoko Ono "I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried [Refrain 3: Roger Waters] "Go on," she says "Why don't you give it a try? Why prolong the agony All men must die" [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4: Roger Waters & Joey] Do you remember Dick Tracy? Do you remember Shane? And mother wants you (Shoo... Shoo... Shoo...) Could you see him selling tickets Where the buzzard circles over Shane "The body on the plain" [Refrain 4: Roger Waters, Joey & Yoko Ono] Did you understand the music, Yoko Or was it all in vain? "Shane!" The bitch said something mystical Herro So I stepped back on the curb again, wooh [Chorus] These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking Oh babe, I must be dreaming again [Outro] These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking