Konichiwa Bitches

[Intro] Uh Uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh [Verse 1] You wanna rumble in my jungle? I'll take you on (Uh-huh) Stampede your rumpa and send you home You wanna rumble in space? I'll put my laser on stun And on the North Pole, I'll ice you, son You want a thrilla in Manila? You'll be killer bee stung Wanna taste the vanilla? Better watch your tongue Cause I'll hammer your toe like a pediatrician ('Trician) Saw you in half like I'm a magician (Magician) Tear you down like I'm in demolition Count you out like a mathematician I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion You ain't call the cops, you call the fire station 'Cause my flavor's so sweet you'll be zoom, zoom, zoom Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-booms (Ooh) One left, one right, that's how I organize them You know I fill my cups, no need to supersize them Right now you're probably thinking "How she get in them jeans?" Well, I'm gifted, all natural, and bursting the seams [Chorus] Uh-huh Konichiwa, bitches Uh-huh, uh-huh Konichiwa, bitches [Verse 2] Don't I look tasty like a french bon-bon? Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb Coming with the postman like I'm a mailbomb (Uh-huh) Cumming in your mouth, make you say "yum, yum!" Hit the gong-gong, bring the sumos on (Uh-huh, uh-huh) I'ma kick ass all the way to Hong Kong Make the balls bounce like a game of ping pong Konichiwa, bitches, from Beijing to Saigon Got nothing on me, cause you know you's a bum Dum-didi-dum-didididi-dum-dum Check the scenario, I'ma bust your ear drum And leave your heads ringing with the ring-a-ding-dong (Uh) Busy on the mic since the day I was what? Born Check out my style, it's the rock of what? Mo' Shine is on me like a dog on a what? Bone Fight the power, put myself on the throne You know when shit is getting heavy like it weighs a ton (Uh-huh) I will run you down like a marathon (Uh-huh, uh-huh) Tape you up good, put you in the trunk See you next Tuesday, you is a punk