1990

Intro: "Ren!" "What?" "Get off MSN Messanger!" "Just give me ten minutes!" "I need to use the phone" "Oh, hang on, I'm just finishin’" "No, come off, noooww!" Verse 1: As a 10-year-old, hell yeah, I was cool I wasn't shooting any b-ball outside of the school I was shooting old people with my potato gun Throwing water bombs at cars and playing knock door run A ten-year-old terrorist Armed with an arsenal of 6 eggs and a super soaker filled with piss Just a little kid though, never meant any harm Now I see kids with knives twice the size of their arms They're like "Blud, I’m gonna cause you damage," Man, what's wrong with you! You're only 10, go on play some Dungeons and Dragons At your age I was catching frisbees, not chlamydia My very favorite artist was 'X gon give it to ya!" Okay, I lied. I was listening to Five And "I'm blue, daba dee daba die," but that's alright I'm just a regular, every day type of guy From the very best decade on this earth! Chorus: 1990s, baby! The year that my mommy made me! And I wouldn't wanna have it any other way, no I played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills, yeah they’re crazy! And if you wanna play Tekken 2, I’ll put you away Screw Calvin Harris, cuz I was born in the 90's, the 90’s, yeah! Screw Calvin Harris, cuz I was born in the 90's, the 90's Verse 2: Rihanna, babe I'm sorry I wasn’t that rude But I can solve a Rubik's cube in only 15 moves (braap) I'm a rude boy, boy, I could get it up And it's all Geri Halliwell, it's like it was stuck up Got a Tamagotchi, tama-got-me hooked And got a Pokemon card, and it's a shiny one, look! I was chilling with my homeboys, playing pogs Mad skills on my yo-yo, walking the dog And on Sim-City, I'm God, flashing shoes when I jog I'm playing frogger, jump the log, I cross the road with the frog And I was feared at my school, I was well hard You don't fuck with a kid with a Charizard! Chorus: 1990s, baby! The year that my mommy made me! And I wouldn't wanna have it any other way, no I played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills, yeah they're crazy! What? You wanna play Gran Turismo? Bring it mate Screw Calvin Harris, cuz I was born in the 90's, the 90's, yeah! Screw Calvin Harris, cuz I was born in the 90's, the 90's, uh! Screw Calvin Harris, cuz I was born in the 90's, the 90's, yeah! Screw Calvin Harris, cuz I was born in the 90's, the 90's Verse 3: Eating sugar pu-puffys, but watching Buffy, backflipping puppy I'm feeling lucky, stack Monopoly money, honey I'm saved by the bell, love it like Kenan & Kel Love it and, "Who loves orange soda" Bring it back to the 90's baby, I got the power ranger Flashing lights on my trainers, plastic light saber Damn tomb raider, wanna raid your womb properly Hold on a second, here's my 6 inch floppy... disk (hee hee) I'm the fastest, I told em' A megabyte an hour, on my dial-up modem That's quick, yeah! The fastest on my street Put a bowl on my head, I shaved the sides off, sweet! Gola on my feet, Puma on my jumper Yeah I know fashion, on my tape playing pumpster Spice girls out! I know what it's about 2 becomes 1, I played that proud I played that loud, I'm a zig a zig, ahh With my furby, playing Kirby, on my blow up couch So keep your iPhone, I'm a Nokia baby 199 to the 0, the year that my mommy made me