America's Most Blunted

[Produced by Madlib] [Intro] Come out to show them Like, open the bruise up and let some of the bruise blood come out to show them Come out to show them, come out to show them, come out to show them [storm howls] Come out to show them, come out to show them, come out to show them... [echoes] [Guitar sound Coughing fit] [Quasimoto] Listening to music while stoned is a whole new world Most cannabis consumers report it second only to sex And grass will change your musical habits, for the better Bad weed right there [Bong hit] To' up man [Coughing] [Hook 1] "America's most blunted!" "Soon as he start sleepin', catchin' you off guard" "Me rhythm now, huh?" "If you'll all gather close around the phonograph" "Who those motherfuckers comin' in here? No! It can't be! "YO!" [MF DOOM and Quasimoto] Where Quas at? Yo! DOOM, you got the trees? "America's most blunted!" [Verse 1: MF DOOM] Quas, when he really hit star mode Never will he boost loose Phillies with the bar-code Or take a whole carload on a wasted trip Or sit White Owl laced tip from tip with yip Some rather baggies others like their cracks in vials Catch a tag, roll a bag of schwag in a Black & Mild He twist Optimo, just the raw leaf part The list top go: bust before beef start At the Stop-n-Go Mart, actin like a spirit host done it "America's most blunted!" Yeah, yo DOOM nominated for the best rolled L's And they wondered how he dealt with stress so well Wild guess? You could say he stay sedated Some say buddha-ed, some say faded Someday pray that he will grow a farm barn full Recent research show it's not so darn harmful (true) Sometimes you might need to detox It can help you with your rhyme flow and your beat-box Off spite to your surprise Turn a Newport Light to a joint right before your eyes Tear a page out the good book, hear it how you want it [Hook 2] "America's most blunted!" "Comin' kinda stupid from the station" "Amazing loops, loops, loops..." "-the universal" "The-th-the-best, the-th-best, the-the-the, the best in your perimeter" [Quasimoto] Yo I can't find that nigga Metal Face nowhere (oh alright) "America's most blunted!" [Verse 2: Quasimoto] DOOM! The Madvillain killing mad boom Consume weed and drink brew 'til we perfume the room The beat conductor smoke twenty-four/seven Shady... you can even ask my reverend Willie knows, how the Phillies roll, really though I spend my last dough, to pick up the sticky gold I spark the lah, but don't shh with speed or trees with seeds Quasimoto crew, we get keyed The most blunted on the map The one astro black, in the alley, with a hoodrat Hoodrat.. when you try to react Shut the [censored] up! Even your pops got smacked Even your moms got cracked "Meanwhile!"- While my bowl got packed [Gulp], drop X so you can have good sex (What, no) I smoke dank so I can grow me a shank I got the fat sack, shh -- all day I hunt it Who are we... ? [Hook 3] "America's most blunted!" "Comin' kinda stupid from the station" "Amazing loops, loops, loops..." "-the universal" "America's most blunted!" [Outro] Creativity, it's a known fact that grass increases creativity From eight, to 11 times. In fact, everyone finds that they're more creative stoned, than straight So remember: M-A-R-I-J-U... ... A-J-U-A-N-A Mar-i... ...juana Mari-juana [laughter]