Nothing Better

Verse 1: (Paul) I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream We’ll give you the stick, you give it a lick (Mike) This is Lovers’ Lane brothers, not a kids’ playground If you’re my real friends you’ll stop cock blocking me while I’m trying to pound Geez (Debbie) Hold it Mike, put it away, stop it Look up there, is that Halley’s Comet? As much as I’d love to rock your world I’d prefer to give finding that shooting star a whirl (Gene Green) What did you do with my dog? I don’t understand I’ll rip this carnival apart with my bare hands! (Mike) This is that new wave, European Circus Fantastique Was it decoratеd by Clowns R Us or weirdo circus freaks? (Debbiе) Dammit Mike, this is no theme park, we gotta split The shooting star we went looking for, we are in it! Chorus: Killer Klowns from outer space (x4) Verse 2: (Mooney) It’s scum like you that are killing this town That’s my new decree Make a dummy out of yourself, but you won’t make a dummy out of me (Mike) They’re using shadow puppets to eat folks I’m not making this up, this isn’t a joke Using boxing gloves to knock heads clean off Slurping victims out using whacky straws (Debbie) There’s nothing better than a nice, long shower That is, until popcorn evolves into demons, ready to devour The Klowns have captured me, they want to take me away Can anybody rescue me from my cotton candy fate? (Puppet Mooney) Isn’t it ironic, I’m a dummy now, I got fooled Oh, don’t worry Dave, all we want to do is kill you (Mike) If you were a clown, where would you hide? (Rich) The amusement park (Paul) Oh joy! (Mike) We gotta save Deb before it’s too late (Security Guard) What are you gonna do with those pies boys? Chorus: Killer Klowns from outer space (x4)