It's About The Dollar Bill

[Intro] According to a recent tweet by Iggy Azalea "Diss songs shouldn't be filled with Celebrity name drops to pad out lazy bars" I beg to differ [Verse] Rihanna never hit me in a text, I take that as disrespect So now I’m gonna diss this set of celebs, just for the Swift effect Don't care whether it's correct This is the internet, we’re here to misdirect So don't get offended, it's just pretend And I'm dissing them, just to hit the trend Ripping Eminem's latest song, it'd be thick to spend a cent on Iggy Azalea, real name is Kelly, so maybe you're jelly That Machine Gun's taking the credit, your space on radio and telly You’ve changed, Katy Perry Used to be irritating but lately you’re very Whereas me, I'm the same as I was as a teenager But with a way bigger belly Oh, by the way, got a tip for J. Cole, just shut your cake hole Oh, hey, Dolan Dark, these aren’t memes, they're stolen art You need to see a doctor, Grandayy Grab that needle, cold and sharp Stick it in Logan's heart, before the rematch show can start He's overdosing on his own ego We need Maxmoefoe so he can barf At my birthday, someone put on Paul McCartney I said "Fu’ you, don't spoil my party" No one wants anymore of The Carters We only want Jay-Z or Beyoncé I can't say anything about Ariana Grande Without making a tear drop Andrew Huang makes music out of anything Why not make it out of earshot? Career got as big as Big Narstie Now it's shrinking in size, Melissa McCarthy I'm Dana Carvey, trying to recreate the fame of Garth Dick Ayoade, you're not Moss And Minecraft's something that you'll never top, Notch Beat the devil out of Bob Ross Make him run out of red, blood loss Does anybody watch Smosh or did they swap for Vanoss? Gosh But guess what? Whatever it was, I bet it's not Jesse Cox Went to the docks and I searched the whole harbour Still couldn't dredge anything up as low as Nicole Arbour Not even me when I'm dissing my own father Or asking, "Where's your certificate, Obama?" Oh, MC Lars, your tracks are like town on a Wednesday Empty bars Damn, I'm begging you, Kendrick Lamar, don't smoke Your flow's full of phlegm and catarrh I bent my guitar trying to play like Brian May I should make him send me the cost But he might not pay off, like calling iDubbbz gay Hey, didn't anybody tell J.Cyrus how stale Vine is? You're past your sell date, RiceGum Tyler, The Creator, a tireless creator of shiteness Tried to get the Fine Brothers feat on a track The cheek, they didn't even react Don't know where to start with Jacksepticeye There's too much for this track to rectify That's the beauty, I don't have to specify Cover my tracks, I misdirect and lie Jonathan Pie, a collar and tie, won't hide your bile So curl up and die Why do you even try? Should leave and cry like Stephen Fry Jeez, I sound like Pyrocynical, the kind of guy that find it difficult To say anything nice, he's like the pinnacle of edgy teens Trying to rebel It's nigh on as bad as ImAllexx and I simply don't like Callux Markiplier? Bollocks, you can write that in italics Casey Neistat is compensating too hard for his lazy life status Making millions saying inane opinions I'm hating Maisie Williams in the same way you're hating Minions It's a silly thing but I really think Lilly Singh shouldn't really sing Jimmy Kimmel, get off my homepage And lemme see more Limmy's Show Lately, there's way too much Amy Schumer Can't get rid of her, baby boomer Had enough of that zany humour I want her gone now, maybe sooner JT Music, were you ashamed of your Machinima name Or did you lose it? Catch up, we're not living in a kingly age Yeah, I'm looking at you, Lindybeige Won't see me in the club, there's a reason, ayy I dance like Theresa May Recently, I've been forcing rhymes, Eminem does it all the time Now Shady's forty-five, anyone still check Shade 45? By the way, Oliver Age 24, you're not twenty-four anymore Just go away, Wroetoshaw and on the way out, close the door GameboyJones should call it quits I don't know what you're posting for No one's coming for your show, Paul Joseph Watson There's no conspiracy, no one's watching They just chose an option with no bloke who's foaming, frothing? Rode a Salford bus for several stops, just to slag Gary Neville off Now that "RAP DEVIL" dropped, I can attack Kwebbelkop Travis Scott, I've got goosebumps When I burned the booth of Charlie Sloth Shefali Oza, weather? He hardly knows her Give it up, Stylosa, nobody's watching your show, it's all over Like Alex Jones looking at trans phallic zones on his phone Though he sprays transphobic rage, he loves dick, Bonecage Dragging brains back to the stone age Let's locate Post Malone's cage Hey, ProZD looks just like an emoji, see? Give him the stink eye, I miss Pink Guy, how slow could Joji be? An eager beaver, these people are Needless as Jessica Nigri's DD procedure Don't need to hear Justin Bieber, Wiz Khalifa or Nigahiga either I'm recalling Ethan and Hila, getting all in Jordan Peterson's wiener Breath reeks of lobster now, better brush your teeth Call Lady Leshurr Peter Dinklage need elocution lessons for better speaking english Hey, Peter Serafinowicz, look around Your second season's really shit I blame Graham Lineham personally Says TERF is a slur but will curse at adversaries Doubt? Read all about it, where on earth is Professor Green now? Emma Blackery ain't exactly singing masterly New songs sound made in a factory and that's flattery Music quality descending rapidly Now lemme give Roomie a tip, try improving your tuning a bit Like the surgery Boogie has picked, it's just a band, Scroobius Pip Hope nobody'll wanna sue me for this Chris Brown already had too many hits How many people can I humanly diss And how many of 'em will see the humour in this? 6ix9ine's too busy grooming the kids, is he guilty? Yeah, I'm assuming he is Chris Pine's no brilliant actor, William Shatner's really a bastard Dizzee Rascal's as good at music as Gizzy Gazza's as good at movies Richard Branson sniffs his pants and Arin Hanson That man ain't handsome Jim Chapman, might as well dress in drag or a bin bag Fuck Big Stig and Syntax, fuck Strippin and Sjin, twats I don't donate to Philip DeFranco Patreon hidden, it's fillin' his bank tho I don't hate him I'm just jealous of him making dollars out of all you fellows I make Jacob Rees-Mogg swap place With Snoop Dogg and do drugs With Joe Sugg and PewDie's pugs, Ozuna's music truly sucks I truly hope Armando Iannucci's movies tank Coochie coo Lil Pump, don't wanna know what I'd do to your gucci gang Donald Trump, what can I say that hasn't been said? I'm all stumped Like when I'm watching Watsky ruin his career, what's he doing? I'm obviously too envious of Stupendium to be friends with him FRANKIEonPC 1080p's outdated, get a new pentium I'm heavily scorning Jeremy Corbyn Anarchy's a better remedy for him Could Ellen be more fawning? Forget Stormzy, gimme a storm warning I'm going all in, Jake Paul is appalling, Jay Foreman is boring James Corden, according to me, is a great big ball of just boring I'll call in and diss my Discord server 'Til Brit's a bit more subservient Brit, you're my servant, Nick, Jordan, all of you are boring burdens I'm an insult-hurling Birmingham boy, pure vermin Slow burning, Bo Burnham And pointing out that Hola Soy isn't so German Do I rate Elro? Hell no, potientally wish him well though Can't take it, but I dish it out, tell Ricky Berwick to lick his elbow Dude Perfect, you're as perfect as superfluous feuds; worthless Never worked out what your true purpose is Useless as Keem as a news journalist Fuck anybody who's heard my diss Including you, you're deserving this Put the word out quick NerdOut ripped me off, I'm not sore about it 'Cause they're the new kid on the block and I used to be hot Now I'm not like a burnt out whip Miracle of Sound, you're really dumbing down I can already predict your single coming out I'd give Aaron Fraser-Nash a razor gash You're a clown, FabvL, chap, sit down Shit, wow, look at Daddyphatsnaps' cruddy track That's bloody crap, that But still, I might pirate it, like I'm on a pirate ship, flying a black flag Oi, Henry Rollins, you're a punk Phil Collins Fuck Peter Hollens and Jack Frags Action Bronson's rappin' nonsense, Elon Musk's an actual nonce He interrupted Andy Milonakis' stream And tried to touch his johnson My stream of consciousness constantly leaking consonants Upon the beat, incontinent concerts in three different continents Concertinaed concepts, don't leave a comment I won't read your correspondence I'm more bothered reading Boris Johnson's bollocks columns Cheated on his wife and he lost the ring So you can't blame the hobbits, Gollum Alex Wassabi, I'm sorry that you are not with Lauren Sid Vicious, gone but not forgotten, unlike Johnny Rotten I'm not fond of Benedenedict Cucumberuphisbottom Plus, it's not often Hopsin drops something I bother watching If I've got the option, I would rather watch Matt Hoss or nothing Make a schedule, Boyinaband Stop going away and annoying the fans But Faze Banks, stay away, thanks I'm sure when you talk it's great bants Nah, you're as awkward as a Ricky Gervais dance So I'm already making escape plans Hmm, I wonder whether Drake wanks Then shakes hands with underage fans I'll sponsor Colin Kaepernick just to piss off the racist pricks I'll take a shit and rub their face in it then make them pay for it Fuck David Shrigley, JME, fuck Daniel Craig, Xzibit And absolutely fuck that Microsoft Word paperclip I hate myself [Outro] I'm just playing, all of you fore-mentioned people You know I love you