Joining a Fan Club

She turned her nightlight on and blew him a kiss He stared back through his green Crayola eyes She'd traced his likeness from off the back of the disc Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize Joining a fan club with my friends Filling our bathtubs with T-shirts and 8 x 10's He looks so dreamy, I'm in love from afar When I'm picking up a fallen star Downstairs the late show's blasting "Age of the Rock" The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the Milky Way Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing "dig down deep" Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray (pray-pray-pray) Joining a fan club with my pen Filling my bathtub with holy water and amens He looks so dreamy, I'm in love from afar When I'm picking up a fallen star (Shake) Shake that woody (Shake it) for me St. Pinocchio You've paid your money, now watch that money grow Joining a fan club, best be warned (best be warned) He turns me on when he wears that lampshade crown of thorns We'd look so dreamy sharing his black caviar While I'm picking up a fallen star Joining a fan club, big mistake (it's a big mistake) I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate I wish I'd loved him before fate crashed his car Say a prayer for a fallen star