Bubble Toes

According to the Bubble Toes Songfacts, Johnson introduced this tune during a July 2010 concert at Comcast Theatre in Hartford, Connecticut by saying, "I wrote this song when I was trying to get this girl one time." A few bars into the song, he leaned back into the microphone and added: "I ended up getting her, too."

[Intro 1] It's as simple as something that nobody knows That her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes On the feet of the queen of the hearts of the cards And her feet are all covered with tar balls and scars It's as common as something that nobody knows That her beauty will follow wherever she goes Up the hill in the back of her house in the woods Would she love me forever, I know she could [Intro 2] I remember when you and me, mmm, how we used to be Just good friends, wouldn't give me none But all I wanted was some [Verse 1] She's got a whole lot of reasons She can't think of a single one That can justify leaving And he got none but he thinks he got so many problems Man he got too much time to waste His dreams are like commercials But her dreams are picture perfect and Our dreams are so related though they're often underestimated [Chorus 1] It's as simple as something that nobody knows That her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes On the feet of the queen of the hearts of the cards And her feet are all covered with tar balls and [Post-Chorus] La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da [Verse 2] Well I was eating lunch at the DLG When this little girl came and she sat next to me I've never seen nobody move the way she did Well she did and she does and she'll do it again When you move like a jellyfish rhythm doesn't mean nothing You go with the flow, you don't stop Move like a jellyfish, rhythm is nothing You go with the flow, you don't stop [Chorus 2] It's as common as something that nobody knows That her beauty will follow wherever she goes Up the hill in the back of her house in the woods Would she love me forever, I know [Post-Chorus] She la da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da [Bridge] If you would only listen You might just realize what you're missing You're missing me If you would only listen You might just realize what you're missing You're missing me [Chorus 1] It's as simple as something that nobody knows That her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes On the feet of the queen of the hearts of the cards And her feet are all covered with tar balls and [Post-Chorus] La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da La da da da da da