EPIC Happy Birthday Song

[Intro] —Birthday, dear Eric Happy birthday to— [Verse 1] Another year that I've grown older The weight of my past lives have pained my shoulder I'll throw my money at promoters Just to celebrate in a place where they can't approach us I've been pacing all my life For this warm September night Pouring spirit over ice Fictitious thank yous I'll recite My youngest self was filled with spite But I can't remember why I'll curl up where I used to lie And let out a gentle sigh [Chorus] Two-one Lived so long that I don't feel young Yeah, I know this one song that won't ever get sung If it all goes wrong, then I'll hold my tongue Two-one Two-one Lived so long and I can't undo If I make a wish now, will it still come true? There's a lot of people left that I gotta disprove One-two Two-one Lived so long that I don't feel young Yeah, I know this one song that won't ever get sung If it all goes wrong, then I'll hold my tongue Two-one Two-one Lived so long and I can't undo If I make a wish now, will it still come true? There's a lot of people left that I gotta disprove [Verse 2] Man, I don't wanna cry on my birthday That shit's selfish, someone else is in a worse place I ain't even wanna make this in the first place First person turned his hell into a workspace Ah, don't tell me nothing 'bout me I did what I could with my small surroundings Ah, now to leave the crib, I need a hundred thousand Man, it's been twenty-one years, heart's still pounding It's been twenty-one years, I've been a grown man Please don't tell me shit 'bout what I know, man Turns out I fell victim to the romance Never knew I'd be the one to take a slow dance I don't even know what this song is Guess it's therapy 'cause ain't nobody gonna want this Pick up my father, on some pick out any watch shit On some buy back the block shit, know how I rock, bitch I never thought I'd be invested Pray to God my abuela, never forget me Man, fuck this sad shit, this is not how we ending Twenty-one years, forever I'll be protected [Chorus] Two-one Lived so long that I don't feel young Yeah, I know this one song that won't ever get sung If it all goes wrong, then I'll hold my tongue Two-one Two-one Lived so long and I can't undo If I make a wish now, will it still come true? There's a lot of people left that I gotta disprove One-two [Outro] —Birthday, dear Eric Happy birthday to—