Cupid's Chokehold

Gym Class Heroes

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Cupid's Chokehold

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Parody of "Cupid's Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Take a look at our world, friend And see the news at 10 o'clock (ba ba da da) When I'm watchin' the world's trends I never cease to get a shock (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) There's been some guys with some lassos Visiting a mountain who's back broke But someone else found true love again: Hugh Hefner says he has three new girlfriends And the networks now are so bold That Snoop will probably get his own show And I'm afraid I might tune in Find Donald Trump and Rosie fightin' Hulk Hogan I'm used to Ludacris but land sakes Man, now there's filthy Justin Timberlake And that Akon rap guy don't know what love is There's kids developing a fan base Meetin' total strangers out on MySpace I know that's fun but if I had a new daughter or son I would still not let 'em play with a gun Take a look at our world, friend And see the news at 10 o'clock (ba ba da da) When I'm watchin' the world's trends I never cease to get a shock (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) Take a look at our world, friend Even though you'll wanna gawk (ba ba da da) Watch what's on your doorstep You better go and get a lock (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) There's been some wild scenes in Borat And it's kinda hard to ignore that But that Nativity movie they made it was well done Though the girl that was playing the Virgin wasn't one And I know you heard some bad talk About those girls the Pussycat Dolls But they're tryin' to fix the unemployment rate By themselves, find some ladies they can train I know DaVinci Code is jive, though It seems as if America don't think so If that you ain't up on that then go get plugged in Ain't gonna read their family Bible But I know they've seen the Family Guy though And we've told 'em before They oughta know there's a wolf pack at the door They should be practicing the art of war, drawn swords, but Nah, na, na, na, na, na CHORUS Girls gone-a wild and I think that most teens now And dirty old men find it fun (I'm not one) We've got guys who'll probably go to "Saw 5" And say it wasn't even scary (Man, I'm serious) We've got sources insistin' that sports is infested With guys who cheat to try and grow strong (so prove 'em wrong) We've got the crudest gags I've ever heard I've seen comedians go a full hour (and not say a nice word) And we could still perish any moment And yet we joke about the future like it's Dave and Conan Call me dumb, call me nuts, call me chump So what, you'd better shout it 'Cause everyone is goin' to sleep and this is why I'm hot about it 2 Timothy 3:1-5 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive Disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love Unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good Treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God Having a form of godliness but denying it's power Have nothing to do with them