Three Little Pigs

Green Jelly

Score: 164
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Played: 477

Album:

Cereal Killer Soundtrack

Released: 08 Apr 2010

Wiki:

Three Little Pigs" is a song by the comedy heavy metal band Green Jellö, from the album Cereal Killer, released by Zoo Entertainment in 1992. The single was later re-released in 1993 under the name Green Jellÿ, due to a lawsuit. The song reached #17 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the summer of 1993, and charted even higher in the UK, where it reached #5. The chart success can be partly attributed to the song's unique and heavily-aired music video. The song was ranked #35 on VH1's 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs...Ever

Lyrics:

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(Spoken) Why don't you, sit right back And I, I may tell you, a tale A tale of three, little pigs And a big, bad, wolfff Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hip He spent most of his days, just a dreamin of the city And then one day, he bought a guitar He moved to Hollywood, to become a star But, living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city Built his house out of straw, what a pity And then one day, jammin on some chords Along came the wolf, knocking on his door [Chorus:] Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!! Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in Huffin, puffin, blow your house in Huffin, puffin, blow your house in Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!! Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked He spent most of his time just a ganga smokin Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach Getting paid money for religious speech He built his shelter from what he garbage picked Mostly made up of old cans and sticks Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley [Chorus:] Well the third little piggy, the grade A student His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent Earned his Masters Degree, from Harvard College Built his house from his architect knowledge A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills And then one day came the old house smasher The big bad wolf the little piggy slasher [Chorus:] Well the big bad Wolf Well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could And low and behold the little piggy's house stood "IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE!" the little piggy shouted The wolf just frowned, as he pouted So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would The sent out Rambo, just as fast, as they could (Rambo) "YO, WOLF-FACE, I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!" (gunshots) Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see So that's to end the story, for you and me If you still give a listen, you just may, here a big wolf or little piggy Say (Chorus [a little different]) " And the moral of the story is, ' A band with no talent can easily amuse Idiots, with a stupid, puppet show. "