George Strait -- Texas

[Chorus] All my exes live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my exes live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee [Verse 1] Rosanna's down in Texarkana Wanted me to push her broom And sweet Eileen's in Abilene She forgot I hung the moon And Allison's in Galveston Somehow lost her sanity And Dimples, who now lives in Temple's Got the law looking for me [Chorus] All my exes live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my exes live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee [Verse 2] I remember that old Frio River Where I learned to swim But it brings to mind another time Where I wore my welcome thin By transcendental meditation I go there each night But I always come back to myself Long before daylight [Chorus] All my exes live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my exes live in Texas Therefore I reside in Tennessee [Outro] Some folks think I'm hiding It's been rumored that I died But I'm alive and well in Tennessee