Rap Battle

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES JUSTIN BUCKNER VS ZANDER KANACK BEGIN Justin: After a long period of not being active on your channel Your first order of business was to drag me to this battle So allow me to spit disses ‘gainst your know-it-all prattle And after this fight, try not to tattle to your Skype Cattle Put down your god complex and listen to this If you knew how to communicate, I wouldn’t get pissed Our series is dying, you’re not even trying But go ahead and spit your verse; if you’re not already crying Zander: Gotta admit, we knew each other quite fast Took 5 seconds to know that you’re a pain in my ass From screaming at your dogs, to not improving your range And then 4 years later, and you still never changed Still got no mojo, least you stopped with the Ho-Hoes But with the way your show goes, inconsistent like your logos Here’s something quite sad, but please, no more tears If I hadn’t trolled your ass, you wouldn’t have a career Justin: It was you that kickstarted my career, that’s right But I took your ungrateful ass in and brought you to the spotlight Yeah, I cracked a whip on you back when I was in charge Cause you kept slacking around like a fat tub of lard I was the one that brought the fame to the channel, ya follow me? Get it through your skull that people subbed for quantity, not quality I’ll continue rising up, while you struggle to stay relevant So fuck you, fuck your crew, and fuck your series’ “development” Zander: Yes, what a success, but I wouldn’t feel bold If my entire fan-base consists of 9 year olds And bringing up creativity? You certainly lack it With my fifty plus cuts of you acting like a spastic And this view whore, gets PS4’s to his doors Can't even write your lines, so we end up writing yours But hey, we finally settled this 1v1 Nathan, for once, get your fucking job done Nathan: Zander, stop your banter You’ve said the same shit you did the last year And it hadn’t even been relevant the past year You ass, h-ear, that’s what your battles sound like You asked what I thought of it, didn’t ya? Don’t worry I’ll take it and remake the mix to fix it up Which is what I’m doin when you think I’m screwin around; procrastinating. And Shootin a round; masturbating I could do your job better than you when my brain’s off track; Sedated. And you say you the master who made this? What a fib, what a lonely kid Who’s only pissed cause he knows Justin and I co-owned it. We bros with no hoes So we spent our time moldin and sculptin it Loathed in the slow process, man, it was so lit Then you came in, and took a shit all over it! Zander: That statement is history, like a Stevie Smithsonian Did pretty much nothing, yet claimed that you were owning it And after our show, you crumbled quite fast Went from okay flow, into mumble rap Justin: Pretty ironic Zander talks about people doing nothing And owning it; you self aware or something? Should've known these motherfuckers would fuck my legacy up Now bow down to your rap daddy and give this Buck the succ Nathan: Justin? I’ve already busted his nuts in In 2016 by a landslide, it was nuttin’ Mmm, he loved it, and I’ll do it again to spill something; Like his fans do his work for him and they’re paid, umm, nothing! Justin: You think your relevance breaks out being in this crew? I mean, fuckin’ hell, you’re smoking more than I do A bi joke? You tried, bro, bein’ somethin’ you’re not With those =3 rip-offs and subscriber-viewing robots Zander: JMB, smoking weed, everytime that I see you Hypocrite, I mean, you’re smoking more than most do This isn’t the first time I’d give y'all a piece of my mind Diss you both once again, why would I wanna be on your side? Matthew: *Loud fake cough* Zander: *rolls eyes* Okay Matthew, no one thinks that’s funny Matthew: Umm, I don’t really give a shit or anything, Zander, but, okay buddy ERBParodies, you inspired ERB of Cartoons But it's clear, this Mista is more Talented than all of you Even though you're adults, you guys are not very bold So prepared to get dissed by this 16 year old You guys get fame, got many fans that are watching Then died when Justin pussied out for not playing Cawthon It’s so bullshit, how I bust my ass to bring quality content In my basement, and I’m outshadowed by this shit no one wanted JMBent out of shape, in this Rap Duel, I’ll kill yo I’m fucking you up worse than your worn-out dildo Zander says I'm "WANTED FOR BAD GUEST STARS" that can't spit one At least they can respond unlike JT Machinima! Zander: No need to be a pissbag ABOUT this battle Claiming I’m dead, well let’s look at all 3 of your channels Candy battles aren’t tasty, Creepypastas are lazy And your SuperThings series is the reason I’m CRAZY Matthew: Call ‘em dead all you want, but combined, we’re not the same, Z Without us, you’d be cumming with Jacob on the count of three You already know I’m Spright, don’t go ask for a refill ‘Cause I’m killing you faster than the Steve vs Joe sequel Nathan: Your content is distasteful. I’m astonished at the pace you’ve grown I could flow better than you when I was Bling Face oohh They hate when I sing, but oohhh Matthew You’ve got a beard and still make cartoon rap battles, move past dude Matthew: Off-flow-vost is what you’re known fo’, oh no! If a Bling Face-off is what you want, let’s go! Tryna step to me will make you wanna spit again later Unscripted disses I'll dump like all your money from Maker Justin: Fuck you Matthew, with your gall to call us pussies Crying like a little cunt while you and Zander playin’ footsies Starting bullshit with the group, then he races when I move in That attitude comes with two faces and two chins Matthew: Yeah, no shit I fucked up, but let’s look at your mistakes Lost a girl ‘cause you hid behind a fake account? Nice job, mate Bow down to your new prince, don’t mistake me for ToonTits It’s best to get back to your Discord you diss for, bitch! Zander: You guys hear this kid? I can’t stand his lines Nathan: Should we kick him out? Justin: We won’t have to hear his whines All 3: Matthew, no offense, but we’re not giving you any slack Matthew: Hey, fffffucking stop, and add me back! Call an ERBParamedic! These butt buddies are smoked Looks like I've taken the top spot, yeah, that's all folks! Justin: Oh great, just what we fucking needed… Frenzy: What we needed was a reason to stop listening to you four You’re gonna wanna nuke yourselves when I kick open the door Argue all the damn time with lines that make me wanna hurl *EW* Along with someone who thought everyone was trying to steal his girl With a knife in my back, I’m still out here dissing all of you After I wrote Justin’s battles I bet he wants my lyrics too Busy joking bout my race, but I'm ahead of the curve Cuz this Latino, yo, will make the color leave from these nerds I'm redeeming cartoons that took Matthew years to do It smells like someone shat on your battles, oh it's probably you Justin with little effort and Zander looking mighty clueless I’m just Saiyan, it’s Prius and not Pruis, ya dofus Zander: Good one Frenzy, now you’ve made me unhinged With the Billy Numerous times you’ve made us all cringe Frenzy: I’m not listening to a kid who never got sun-kissed I’m actually shocked that you could finish these battle rap lyrics Matthew: Okay Frenzy, while you focus on your Fecal Raps of Horror The only thing you did for me was change the damn password Frenzy: The actions I that took were encouraged by the group Looking at Season 1, you wanna call my series poop? Justin: Good thing I collect water, we got a thirsty man up here! You can diss me all you’d like, but you’re still wishing we were queer Frenzy: Getting jealous over girls, thinking I’m doing bad stuff? Dude we might as well call you the little boy who cried “cuck”! Nathan: Believe it or not, when you feelin up on Stevie’s cock Ehhh, I didn’t give a fuck, at this point, It’s being blocked Frenzy: You're the only one here who's actually been arrested But you were still a better boyfriend than that fucking meth head MultiSuperVids: Sorry about that, guys, but all your bullshit makes me smile You know staying out of your fights was never really in my style Began as a fan on the Wiki, but now my plan comes to fruition Destroying you fanmade fucks to end Captain Coder’s mission Was brought here from Justin’s Fallout and it still makes me hostile Considering after three tries, it still sounds awful! I’ve tried to lend you all advice, but I'm at a loss of what to say When half you babies lose your shit because I breathe the wrong way! When everyone makes my complaints a chore It’s a good thing I’m used to horror lore ‘Cause all your whiny shit could make a guys mind snap From the Discord chats to Jose’s crap Your Rebel Groups and VA Wars But yeah sure I’m the drama whore So go ahead and piss and moan some more I’ve already heard it from all of you before Frenzy: When you tried to get me kicked no one stood by you, boii Isn’t it bad enough you irritate people with just your voice? Multi: Keep going on about the Wolf Pack, and how I’m so evil At least when I animated for you, I didn’t steal from other people Nathan: Man, what do you know about criticizing a project, Multi? How bout creatin some content ‘fore you go makin a comment? Low-key Multi: Oh Nathan, everyone here already knows you’re a giant pansy ‘Cause you haven’t punched this fucker for that one time he got handsy Zander: Rawr, it’s big bully Multi, trying to spit a good flow If there were Multiple of you, the entire world would explode Multi: Go ahead and cry again like the last time I hurt your feelies Dissection ain’t required to see you butchered this series Matthew: Piss off Moldy-Personality-Vids, yea, ya know it’s true I’ll get a Multi-kill, once I go and fucking strangle you Multi: Nothing’s safe from your grubby hands, you’ll regret being an imposter When I end your career in cold blood like a shitty creepypasta Justin: Nearly 5 years later and your ass is still acting bitter It’s no wonder that I ditched you to go hang out with Twitter Multi: Despite your boner for FNAF, there’s no Joy in your Creation And you’re such a little bitch, you couldn’t even be on location Seth: Trololololol, nah, this one’s very real But ironically, you all act like you eat fucking happy meal- Joey: Yo, I’m linked to the Community, but at least I ain't dead ‘Cause Zander, I stay on fire like I’m Ghost Rider’s head *Joey Cutscene* Seth: All of this bullshit’s why I’m here to spit this Been rapping out dipshits since before I used Bitstrips But I gotta give you some credit Zander, ‘cause you know I cancelled IRB, but your series is more in the hole Justin, I’m gonna be blunt, no, not the kind you smoke Not everything revolves around you and your fanbase is a joke My perspective of you, it got a little bit Bendy When you pumped out scum just because it was trendy Matthew, your early works were really damn painful Multi’s almost as anal as Zander and Justin are nasal Frenzy, everything that comes outta your mouth just sounds dumb Fuck this, I’d rather listen to Nathan’s Cover Album Zander: Seth, your album is wack, and your face makes me sick Cover of the Book? More like cover up that shit Seth: I got the balls to do the things that I want to do Not nestle all my days away in my bedroom Multi: Crying from all this drama, does your healthcare cover tissues? No schedule plans, kid fans, man, I Marvel at your Issues Seth: Ah shut up, Multi, I won’t be put on your leash Rapping me when a desk is the only thing you can defeat! Nathan: What are your allergies actin up? You sound nasally and congested You couldn’t last against me in this battle with your best shit Seth: Nice lines, bucktooth. You know what? Fuck you! The Re-Cover album? Guess what? It sucked too! Frenzy: Here's something you can ZombieLick, you comic book prick From opposite ends of the border but I'm above your bullshit Seth: Scoot it, Naruto dude, here you're the caboose Takes you so long to upload, how'd you think you wouldn't lose? Matthew: I don’t True Believe this freak with teeth looking like peanuts The worst representation of Canada ever since Liam! Seth: Who let the squeakers in? Ah shit, it’s just Matthew Couldn’t tell from that crap you spat worse than a Rap Duel HarryPotter2875: Clear the stage for the headlining act of this rap brawl I’m surprised I’m here this late, you guys don’t matter at all You know, without the Wiki and me and Zander’s troll there ERBP would be absolutely fucking nowhere And yet I’m disregarded, despite all of the crap I do Why did I even write this verse? You’re probably gonna scrap it too It’s quite the shame you’ve let my talents go to waste I’d think someone who understands flow would run this place And don’t think my use of historical figures is lame, team Don’t forget, I had Hamilton rap before it was mainstream I’ve torn the house down by the hairs on my chinny-chin- Chin, it’s clear I win, I’ve blown you all into oblivion Zander: You suck up to every crew, but worst comes to worst Got on ERB, but really “ERBP did it first” Jacob: This Ginger pussy sure takes after his pet Read my lips: your raps are worse than that beard on your neck Frenzy: You need to quit with South Park more than you need to shave Don’t forget, that’s twice you needed me to be a slave Jacob: Boo hoo, you had to animate png’s Step to me and you’ll get slayed… TV! Multi: You guys remember Fred v. Carrie? Have a seat and I’ll enlight How’d it die? A HairyStalker2875 Jacob: Multi’s back to mumbling and I’m feeling the tension Keep spitting, soon enough, we’ll need another intervention Seth: You're history, SZ, and I'm not the first that's said it But stop slaving these squeakers and learn how to fucking edit! Jacob: There’s tons of shitty SoundCloud singers, why am I facing this one? You nitwits coming after me reminds me of a witch hunt Matthew: It’s pretty sad when I can’t deliver your edits, you lose your cool Over a series based on the most boring subject in school! Jacob: I was a whiny little kid but it’s not like you’re any better And I wouldn’t have been “made” if you had actually put in effort Justin: Oh, shut the fuck up on effort because CAN’T YOU SEE We do all of that for you but it’s not good enough for your OCD Jacob: Since I use fictional characters when spawned by their creators I’ll make sure to use you and your social skills later Mancha: Alert! Alert! My Drama buzzer’s gone berserk When I face the biggest hypocrites to call themselves “mature” My content’s all Sansational, but your channels are doomed, for You call yourselves driven but can’t even take an Uber! Despite my subscriber base, I know you’re Envious of me But even I cannot re-animate a dead community And as the greater creator I’ll actually release a video With Four Hundred Thirteen Reasons Why all of your fucking series blow That’s it, you cocky cocks, you’ll pay for your crimes against my art form Pushing the allegory further while you’re damned to just the sordid norm I’ve got your Seven Sins in hand, you just need to do the math Leave you six feet Undertale, and that’s on TOP of a Wrath By the way, don’t forget to support me on Patreon Zander: You actually showed up for once? Wow, what a sight And I won’t lend you any cash, when all of your Battles Byte Mancha: Don't talk shit about my series, you forgot your end is Near When you haven't released a thing on this channel in almost two years Justin: Let me slide into this beef like your shitty PNGs While your rap Factory’s churning out Hyper hypocrisy Mancha: Justin, cut the crap, since your Twitter's fallen to shit I’m just surprised you didn’t try to drag Bendy into this! Nathan: I listened to your lines and I’m surprised, Sherlock You sure know a lot for someone I’ve never heard talk Mancha: Don’t act like that, you all know it’s easy to reach me, Nate Literally all I know about you is that you procrastinate! Frenzy: Your announcer is enough to make me rub my eardrums Think your lines are any good? Desite! you're pretty dumb Mancha: Quit jacking off to Smite, don’t think that you’re standing tall! ‘Cause I’ll order pizza and make you pay for it all! Matthew: Just like your visuals, I’ll be leaving you looking frozen-stiff Bitch, I’ll forever be the better animation artist Mancha: You really need to speak when you whisper on the verse I'll forever be the better Steven Universe Seth: With puns and meme culture you’re way over obsessive I’m Canadian, yet you’re the one who’s more passive aggressive Mancha: I'll Bitstrip you of your ego, man I thought you were my friend But I'll kick your ass later when we rap battle again Multi: Here’s a hard truth to you, deaf dude, to make your Pride unravel Your mixing makes Friction battles of Cheese Graters and Gravel Mancha: Shove it, MonkeySuperVids, you don't know jack about this game Dude, half of your career is roles that I asked you to play Jacob: It seems in making fiction battles, you’ve wound up detached You stole a line from ERB and yet expect to win this match Mancha: If you casting me as Asian characters seems like the craziest Look at your finishers and editing! Now that’s what I call laziness! Hunter: Lazy is dead, now my role has been rewritten Crazy how im spittin against cancerous kids who can't listen I’mma kidnap these children and stuff their vocal chords inside my kitchen I’mma Fidget like Bridget, shit Glitches enjoys messing with bitches who seem to waste their time doing the same shit! Real talk, this series will end the same way it started: Unoriginal and Basic RLYoshi: Unoriginal? Yeah, that sums up everything this crew has produced They're either shitposting, spreading rumors, or dishing out harassment and abuse Now the Hunter's become the hunted; Lazy does well to describe your raps But credit where it's due: at least you're not a little kid who tried to base his channel on Minecraft Ivo: Oh I’ve been dissing you since the start of your days Then went off to parties and pussy, while you were stuck on ground base Now I’m back on rock bottom, dissing grown-ass bronies... One of the last on a list of flow-less ERB-phonies B-Lo Lorbes: New Challenger Approaching, yeah, the B-Man is here to express out some rage Won’t need a Rap Rant or a full diss rap to prove to you how I was made I’m a theatre kid, and I’m tellin’ ya’ll, to act your age, it’s like you’re in first grade All this drama is the reason I keep losing inspiration into cancelling my series since you bitches can’t think straight! HyperJacob96: You guys think that you're better than each other? Let me say this right now: none of you are that great! Anything you guys do, I can do on my own! I don't need any help with anything I create! Never been in this series, but it's good that I haven't, 'cause it's always been a piece of shit With only tiny improvements every once in awhile, but will never match up to my level of genius! Liam: Hanging up my green screen, hey, it’s been a long time! Didn’t know I’m back? Well here’s a fact, I’ve had time to think, like What a huge mess you can’t clean up, guys, you’re delusional, you’ve snapped I’m over this community, I’ll snuff your torches quicker than a group attack! Anthony: Pretty low lyrics for someone of such tall stature! I should slice you up, stuff you up! Make new plushes out of you bastards! I honestly looked up to you guys, I’m EXTREME-ly dis-satisfied! After all this time you’re mocking me, I’m glad to see this series die! Vinny: Get this plush obsessed nasally voiced fuck finally to stop talking Like Villagers vs Sims, it's time to make room for the real king I'm Finn-ished with you Anthony, you’re the Community meme! I’d rather watch Zack’s battles before I’d ever watch ERBOExtreme Stofferex: Ehhhh, shut up doc, your notoriety’s nothing next to me You’re an emo teen who plays SiivaGunner memes to try and fill up your dead livestreams You bickering cunts, make my mind up, to never come to America I can say after voicing tons, that none of you have ANY character MetalFireVA: Thanks for the shout out Multi, at least I don’t fight people on Discord Stoff, you really helped me, before you didn’t take 6 months to fucking record! They’ll go Epic Rap Battles offf? After I beat you guys down! Stick to being dead on YouTube while I go and take the Sound crown! Mat4yo: - - - - - - - - - - - - …… and Thank You for tuning into this episode of Chisel This, I’m Mat4- Froggy Alright, that's ENOUGH you guys. Froggy’s back from the dead And I’ve been listening to every single word that you’ve said This needs to end. We have to stop this feud Because right now this battle feels even longer than Season 2 What started as a small tribute has transformed Into a rap empire, saturating more and more Think about it, Just look at how far we’ve come Our highs and lows, since Vault Boy vs Phelps 1! We were just kids in the dark, way before we jumped the shark Justin, Nathan and Zander, you were there from the start You planted the seed, our legacy, this community Will never leave our hearts, it means the world to me For half a decade, we’ve been doing the same thing, yo That's why this battle is a metaphor for us letting go ‘cause it’s our childhood, and I know that it's scary But we’ll move on together! We’re forever a family And no matter all the battles, fights and wars that occur Just remember that we’ll never truly leave each other Because One day when we’re grown up and settled with families We’ll look back and think of ERBParodies And remember a piece of us all that won’t diminish Because this group is still growing and won’t ever be finished We all have our faults, so let’s accept that and end this Remember why this all started, everything is for our friendship!