Pencil Neck Geek

[Verse 1] Back when I was a kid, life was going swell 'Til something happened, blew every thing to hell That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak Said "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek." Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck!" Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck And if there's one thing lower than a sideshow freak It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek." [Pre-Chorus] You see, if you take a pencil, that won't hold lead Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek [Chorus] Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique He's a one man, no good, losing streak Nothin' but a pencil neck geek [Verse 2] Soon, the geeks were poppin' up all over town You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick Just reach for a geek - they'll do the trick One day we cut one up for fish bait Learned our lesson just a little bit late Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead [Chorus] Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique He's a one man, no good, losing streak Nothin' but a pencil neck geek [Verse 3] Most any night you know where I can be found Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground So keep the faith, 'cause in Blassie you can trust I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust [Chorus] Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique He's a one man, no good, losing streak Nothin' but a pencil neck geek [Outro] They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen." I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplin' the dimes It's gonna be real hard times for all of these Grit eatin', scum suckin' Boot lickin', drop kickin' Gut grindin', nail bitin' Glue sniffin', scab pickin' Butt scratchin', egg hatchin' Sleazy, smelly, pepper bellied Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks! Nothing but a pencil neck geek Pencil neck geek Pencil neck geek Pencil neck geek... [Studio dialogue: Blassie, geek engineer & third person] - Okay - Uh, not too shabby Mr. Blassie, let's uh... go for one more - Hey, I'm Blassie! - Right, I-I realize that. I just thought perhaps we could improve on, uh... another take, uh... - You know something, engineer? - Yeah? - I've been wondering about you all afternoon - Yeah? Um... - Here it is, the middle of summer, and you're sittin' there with a thick collar all the way up your chin - Yeah, I realize, but um... - I wonder... [knocking on the door] - Here, let's take a good look at you I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! [tumbling and choking sounds] - Hey, watch it! Fred, Fred... - Watch it, Fred, that cord is 10,000 volts! - Let's plug you in, and see how you like it! - Oh no... [electrocuting sounds, accompanied by maniacal laughter] - Look at him go, ha-ha-ha! Come on geek, boogie! Nothing but a pencil neck geek...