The Burial Song

[Intro] Some people have names with words That are relevant to 'em embedded in the middle Encoded bonus information Hidden in the letters in the center like a riddle If you don't understand just yet, don't fret I'm gonna demonstrate, and you'll get it in a little Bit when I spit these well-known names With secret words embedded in the middle [Verse 1] So who's precisely my TYPE of lady? Check it out: it's kaTY PErry Who was a RIOT on SNL? She's very hilarious: cheRI OTeri BuSTA Rhymes is a rap STAR. missY ELLiott as well She had a famous song where she said "Holla..." And you know that's YELL RusSELL Simmons SELLS. He's an entrepreneur ChRIS Evans causes a RISE in libido GREen is the color of Shrek the OGRE'S skin And the last name of cee lO Who's the HERO of every film in which we've ever seen him? Dwayne tHE ROck johnson. What a hunk! Lotta people wanna get up in his NETHER regions [Verse 2] Now: ScotT WOlf starred in the '90s sitcom "Party of Five” So what's up with the TWO? And steVIE Wonder may be blind But his name has got a perfect VIEW So some of these are off base SanDRA Bullock is not DRAB, she's a beauty ZAC Efron's no acting ACE VIN DIEsel isn't in INDIE movies Whose classic car is a Lincoln, not a MODEL T? GuillerMO DEL Toro And do I like jOHN Oliver? Oh yes So forget that OH NO. Animals! [Verse 3] WhooPI Goldberg has PIG. rheA PEarlman, APE There's an ELK in michaEL Keaton And a she-sheep, or a EWE In kanyE WEst, georgE WEndt, and vampirE WEekend And nEW Edition Ask former Senator christopHER Dodd: that's a whole HERD! And smack in the middle Of Malcom in the Middle's frankiE MUniz? EMU, a big bird [Verse 4] ReginA SPektor: ASP! Like a viper But also NAS who fired back after Jay's dis track “Takeover,” Produced by Kanye, who put chancE THE Rapper on “Pablo.” Nas called his song “ETHER.” RoB LOWe: Let me BLOW your mind with just a few more But not before finding NEMO in julianNE MOore [Verse 5] ChristOPH WALz has OPH WAL Spelled in an off-the-wall way And my buddy loves GANJA I put him in even though he's not famous: MorGAN JAy And FLO RIDA's entire name is a perfect FLORIDA overlap I don't know what state that dude is from But someone prob'ly should have told him that! [Chorus] Dino soaps Why call this song "Dino Soaps?" 'Cause when I was a kid I had the kind of soap That had a little rubber dinosaur at the core inside the soap Buried down deep like a treasure Now you can put all the pieces together I call these dino soaps They're normal-seeming names with a secret treat at the center [Outro] GareTH Edwards: the director of the next Star Wars film: "Rogue One." And you already know about ellEN Degeneres; if you didn't, I'd be so stunned No connection between them. Except for this, and it's real fun: THE END. (Dino soaps!) And now we're eD O'NEill: DONE