Dead Kennedys - "Too Drunk To Fuck"

[Verse 1] Went to a party, I danced all night I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight But now I'm jaded, you're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck [Chorus] I'm too drunk to fuck, you're too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck [Verse 2] I like your stories, I love your gun Shooting out truck tires sounds like loads and loads of fun But in my room, wish you were dead You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead [Chorus] I'm too drunk to fuck, I'm too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck It's all I need right now, too drunk to fuck [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] I'm too drunk to fuck, you're too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck I'm sick, soft, gooey, and cold, too drunk to fuck [Verse 3] I'm about to drop, my head's a mess The only salvation is I'll never see you again You give me head, it makes it worse Take out your fuckin' retainer, put it in your purse [Chorus] I'm too drunk to fuck, you're too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck It's all I need right now, oh, baby I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh, baby And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck [Outro] Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Ooh, gah!