Purple Hills

[Intro: Eminem] Uh Yo, yo, yo, yo [Chorus: Eminem] I've been to many places I've seen so many faces But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain Once or twice, but who's countin'? But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple hills [Verse 1: Eminem] Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people and {five I hit (Whoops!)} {Aw shit,} I started a mosh pit Squashed a chick and lost her foster kids This room makes me hallucinate Then I sweat 'til I start losin' weight 'Til I see dumb {shit} start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again So bounce, bounce! Come on, bounce! I said come on bounce! Everybody in the house doin' mass {amounts (Me!)} To the women in the thongs with their asses out (Oh) We don't bull{shit}, better ask around D12 throws the bombest bash in town Bizarre, your mom is {crashin' out} Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out (Come on) [Verse 2: Kuniva, Kon Artis (& Eminem)] Bump that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs wrestlin' with Elton John Hey Von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns? They gotta be {Tums, the Ex-Lax} is gone Yeah, I took 'em {all, dawg,} with some Parmesan And I think my arm is gone — No, it's probably numb Young, dumb and full of {cum} And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary-ass, it was a false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? Well, stop actin' stupid; you so {high} That you might wake up with a {guy} on some new {shit} Yeah, I think I {did} too much (Huh-uh) I think I got the runs (Huh-uh) {Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums} Watch out, here it comes! (Ha-ha-ha!) [Chorus: Eminem] I've been to many places I've seen so many faces But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain Once or twice, but who's countin'? But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple hills [Bridge: Eminem] Dirty Dozen, eighty of us Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other Out and date each other Some, some, some Somethin'... I don't know [Verse 3: Proof & Bizarre] Hop hills, hills I hop Hop two hills, on stilts I walk {Snort two lines} that were filled with chalk Thought I was incredible and {killed} the Hulk I wanna {roll} away like a rollerblade Until my {eyes roll} back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray, yo, I'ma go for broke? No? Okey-doke, {I'm packin' my nose} with soap (*Coughing*) Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ah, poor baby, born by a {whore} lady Now I'm payin' child support? (It's your baby!) [Verse 4: Swift, Bizarre (& Eminem)] I take {four shots} at one time And I don't need to chase when I'm swallowin' mine (Hey, you got any room?) In Bizarre's hatch back We can't go far, 'cause the car has flats Why the hell you people think I rap? Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts And if you got cash, then hide it so (Swift, chill!) I'm just tryna get by like you And I don't give a damn if you find me rude (Huh-uh) Mean, crude, to hell with you too (Huh-uh) I only need three {blunts} and I'm cool I just got some and I'm goin' back soon [Chorus: Eminem] I've been to many places I've seen so many faces But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain Once or twice, but who's countin'? But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple hills [Verse 5: Bizarre] I'm at a rave, lookin' at a babe Like she want it Gin and tonic demonic Body smell like vomit Looney, crazy, jumpy, sexy Dopey-headed guy Whipped cream, dirty mattresses Wanna try? (Go on) {Blue hills, golden seals} Got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs kill — {Yeah, right!} Chick, I'm for real! Shut yo' mouth, you dirty girl You know you want me in your world Ladies, please don't fight Bizarre's here all night! [Chorus: Eminem] I've been to many places I've seen so many faces But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain Once or twice, but who's countin'? But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple hills [Bridge: Eminem] Dirty Dozen, eighty of us Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other Out and date each other Some, some, some Somethin'... I don't know