My Ding-A-Ling

[Verse 1] When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hangin' on a string She told me it was my ding a ling ling [Chorus] My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling [Verse 2] When mamma took me to Sunday School They tried to teach me the golden rule Every time the choir would sing I'd sit there and play with my ding a ling [Chorus] My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling [Verse 3] When Pa started me to Grammar School I found a place in the vestibule And every time the bell would ring They'd catch me playin' with my ding a ling [Chorus] My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling [Verse 4] Once I was climbing the garden wall Oh and I had an awful fall I fell so hard I heard bells ring But I never let go of my ding a ling [Chorus] My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling [Verse 5] I remember the girl next door We used to play house on the kitchen floor She'd be the queen, I'd be the king Together we'd play with my ding a ling a ling [Chorus] My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling [Verse 6] This here song, it is so sad To those of you who never had Silver bells hanging on a string So you could play with your own ding a ling [Chorus] My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling All come on now, everybody sing My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling (One more time)