JAMBO!

[Verse 1: Jon Stamm] Straight from the hood in some cubicle farm It's 9 to 5, motherf--ker, pull the fire alarm We're just two supply guys working hard on the streets And, of course by streets, I mean ergonomic seats 'Cause everything we do is like, double the size Big tape, pens, clips, large breasts and thighs You can keep your shorties and you can call us picky We like 'em tall and wide and yellow and sticky [Chorus: Jon Stamm, Jon Stamm & Jamie Salvatori] When I'm stocking a shelf, we do it jumbo Write a note to myself, we do it jumbo When I'm spending my wealth, we do it jumbo Taking care of my health, we do it jumbo [Verse 2: Jon Stamm & Jamie Salvatori] I get up every morning and I put on my slacks Organized in the closet from the beige to the blacks Then I straighten my tie, with my jumbo knot Eat some Texas Toast, burnt my tongue, it's hot I write a grocery list on a jumbo note Then I drive to the store in my jumbo boat Yo, dude, killer slacks, those khaki with pleat? Nah, it's Tuesday, son, these are Autumn wheat [Chorus: Jon Stamm, Jon Stamm & Jamie Salvatori] When I'm sending a fax, we do it jumbo When it's time to chillax, we do it jumbo When I'm snacking some snacks, we do it jumbo Putting notes on people's backs, we do it jumbo