Shake Your Euphemism

It is time now to create the ultimate dance party You may already have a catchy melody, and a fierce groove, but that's not enough To take things over the top, you will need to employ the greatest weapon in the dance party arsenal: You will need to start shaking your rear end Or as some people call it... Your hind-quarters Your backside Your bottom Your buttocks Your junk-in-the-trunk Your badonk-a-donk Your squash tart Your J. Los Your double-slug Your wiggle bags Your mud flaps Your rump rockets Your flesh pot Your second face Your bounce house The jiggle twins Your bubble pop Your medicine ball Your sonic boom Your sit-biscuit Your mumbler Your rock tumbler Your fun-cooker Your subwoofer Your horn section Your launchpad Mothra The outback The closer Your crock pot Your jumbo-tron Your life's work Your waffle irom Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up And shake shake shake... Your booty It's time to shake that freckle-muffin (The happy walrus with no tusks) It's time to bake that turkey stuffin' (Your George Foreman grill) Let your smiley bulldog loose And put some juice in your caboose Wiggle that rump-hump (Your dinner with Andre) Its time to jiggle that jump-hump (The place where all the burritos go) Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts There's no "if"s or "and"s Just butts Let's get it going Keep it going, don't stop (Fire it up!) Let's get it going Keep it going, don't stop (Give it everything you got!) Let's get it going Keep it going, don't stop Use your bum to stir that soup And shake it all around like Blue Man Group Wave your hands in the air, like you just dont care Raise the roof The two-armed upward thrust with yell The two-armed upward thrust with yell The two-armed upward thrust with yell Squeal like a pig, rolling in mud It's time to shake that freckle-muffin (Your giant fluffy bears) It's time to bake that turkey stuffin' (Minneapolis and St. Paul) Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts There's no "if"s or "and"s Just butts Let's get it going Keep it going, don't stop (Fire it up!) Let's get it going Keep it going, don't stop (Give it everything you got!) Let's get it going Keep it going, don't stop Use your bum to stir that soup And shake it all around like Blue Man Group Shake it 'till you bake it Bake it 'till you wake it Fake it 'till you make it Shake it shake it shake it Let's get it going Keep it going, don't stop Shake your flap cabbage Your Band pockets Your Gigantor Your two mounds of mischef (Don't stop) Shake your wiggle monkies The gripper Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum Shake your hipster El Diablo Canada Your gelatious avatar (Don't stop) Skake your boomwacker Your reporter at-large Or in this case, very large Shake the flounder thats rounder than a giant quarter-pounder Shake it 'till you bake it Bake it 'till you wake it Fake it 'till you make it Shake it shake it shake it Give it everything you got Fire it up Give it everything you got Fire it up Shake Shake Shake shake shake that thang!