One Spliff A Day

[Intro] Here come, man, the musical shack-attack I sing come down, turn your back Beca' mi sweeter than di water in a coconut Mi nicer than di lollipop (But, watch out, man!) [Verse 1] Di higher di mountain, an' di cooler di breeze Di littler are di fishy, a di tighter it squeeze It smell like a over night rice an' peas Di sun come down, di earth get-a hotter Di gal fishy smell like a olden rat My money jus' a bubble like soup in a pot She have two breast, she wear a long dress Betwix her leg she have her bird nest Betwix her leg she have her bird nest Cah, everywhere mi go, cah, dem a say mi are di best Mi mash it in a di east an' mi mash it in a di west She like how mi dress-a, she like how mi caress her [Chorus] Cah, one spliff a day keep di evil away Cah, one spliff a day keep di evil away Cah, I-ya Billy Boyo wah ya boss deejay She hear mi deejay, she give mi love right away An' take it like a Craven A Cah, one deh take it like a Craven A (Hey-a!) Cah mi say, one spliff a day keep di evil away Cah say, one spliff a day keep di evil away [Verse 2] Mi say, she young Mi say, she sweet like any plum Mi say, she young Mi say, she sweet like any plum But one thing with her that she don't qualify She tell mi a lie dat she don't have a guy This girl won't satisfy, this girl won't satisfy But when she hear mi deejay, she tell her boyfriend "bye-bye" She hear mi deejay, she tell her boyfriend "bye-bye" [Bridge] Billy Boyo madder than dem-a [Scatting] [Verse 3] Cah, dem a natty fi dem opportunity Say, dem a natty fi dem opportunity (Great!) Mi went a Ochi, cah, what do mi see? (Hey-a!) Six natty, cah, six whitey Cah, one of a di natty, a feel her property Di other natty, a suck her titty (Hey-a!) All of dem, a drink up jelly Dem a skanking to di music done by Billy But, true, dem hear, say, natty travel with nuff money Dem take di plane like air taxi A tell dem, dem a natty fi dem opportunity But, Lord, a dem a natty fi dem opportunity [Outro] Di higher di mountain, an' di cooler di breeze Di wider are di fishy, a di tighter it squeeze It smell like a over night rice an' peas Di sun come down, di earth get-a hotter It smell like a-