Nightcore

[IShowSpeed] Bro, watch out bro! I'm tryna- [PACKGOD] Bro, you're ugly as shit, what the fuck? [IShowSpeed] Ay, bruh- [PACKGOD] God Damn Bro, you ain't got waves on your head, boy, you got a goddamn tidal sequence on yo' head, yo' ass ugly as shit Bro, look at your emo ass, bruh If you don't get your "I'm at Burger King, with my Burger Queen, can I please get a large fry?" looking ass and look at yo' nipples Boy, you like you shoot beams out your nipples (Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew) Pointy ass, nipple ass, garden gnome nose lookin ass nipple boy You ugly as shit, shut yo' dirty ass up, bruh Say something, bruh [IShowSpeed] What are you t-? [PACKGOD] Say something, bruh [IShowSpeed, PACKGOD] Who the (What?) fuck are you? [IShowSpeed] Who- [PACKGOD IShowSpeed] Who the fuck am I? Bitch, what the fuck? If you don't get your IShowSpeed, dried out weed Body built like an anal bead Hеadphone wire Deflatеd tire Farted in the mic and called it fire Chickenpox, dirty socks, "Ayo, everyone go and follow Paradox!" Crypto scam, Orange crayon, Peanut Butter Jelly Jam Dirty toe, sloppy joe, (Bitch, shut the fu-) Christiano Ronaldo Looking ass up You ugly as shit Shut your stupid ass up Boy, you dirty as hell, bruh And if you don't get yo' slightly below average, 22 Savage, Moly cabbage Went to therapy to quit your habit of having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits Refrigerator is filled with maggots Father abuses you with his tennis racket School gave you a Chromebook, you tried to hack it Semi-Automatic soy sauce packet Roaches are breeding inside yo' attic Bust down grandma, let me smack it looking ass Boy, you ugly as shit If you don't get your, "Half a fry, cherry pie, Bill Nye The Science Guy Looking ass back you ugly as shit, you dirty as hell You look like you were born inside of a handicapped parking space With yo' stupid ass bruh, boy, you stupid as hell, bruh Your dad, old lady getting robbed in the street [IShowSpeed] Shut up- [PACKGOD] With a coming up this boy- [IShowSpeed] Shut up- [PACKGOD] Bro what? [IShowSpeed] Be quiet, Just shut the fuck up Bro Like bro, bro chat he's prolly' a Messi dickrider, bro [PACKGOD] Bro, Messi dickrider? [IShowSpeed] A- [PACKGOD] Bitch what the- Bitch what the- Bro, your mom look like Wreck-It-Ralph with estrogen implants "I"M GONNA WRECK IT" Looking ass mama boy You dirty as shit You download Pirated FL Studio, made a bass-boosted Nightcore remix out of your parents sex-tape That shit was like "Ah, ah, ah, ah, bwa, bwa, chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi, bwa bwa bwa bwa "Oh yeah Harold", bwa bwa bww bwa" Look at yo stupid ass, bro, you ugly as hell Yo' eyebrows look like boomerangs bro, boy, you ugly as shit Look at yo' nose, you looking like a Goomba off of Mario Bros, bruh "YAHOO! LET'S A GO!" Stupid ass bitch [IShowSpeed, over PACKGOD] BARK, BARK BARK, BARK BARK, BARK BARK, BARK BARK, BARK BARK, BARK BARK, BARK BARK, BARK [PACKGOD] You got wire-connected headphones, boy, stop playing, bruh You was in your basement last night, you said, "Blood demon art, musical precision," and started playing Black Ops III with a fucking clarinet [IShowSpeed] Bro shut up! [Incoherant] [PACKGOD] Bro, shut the hell up when I'm talking to you, bruh [IShowSpeed] Bro- [PACKGOD] Boy, you look like you took a brick You look like you brush your teeth with a pickly At Thanksgiving dinner you picked your moms vibrator Jumped on the kitchen table and said, "All hail the magic conch" (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) Boy, look at your neck, your neck look like a Windex bottle (Squriut, squirt.) Everytime you lift your head up with your stupid ass, bruh And look at your dirty earrings, them look like a drop of sperm and each ear (IShowSpeed) Shutup! [PACKGOD] You look like a termite with scoliosis With yo' stupid ass boy, boy you ugly as shit [IShowSpeed] (Incoherant) [PACKGOD] Boy [IShowSpeed] Shut the fuck up. Shut yo ass up [PACKGOD] What? [IShowSpeed] Can you shut the fuck up? Who the fuck are you talking to bruh? Fuck is wrong man? [PACKGOD] Bro, sit yo' bitch ass- Bro, look at your pants! Look at your pants! Look at your motherfuckin' weiner, that shit sticking out of your pants right now You look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo right now "RUH ROH RAGGY! ISHOWSPEED'S GETTING MAAADD!" Hold up, hold up [IShowSpeed] Shut- [PACKGOD] Hold up, stand up for a second, alright, now sit down That's right you do exactly what I say, you my little bitch, boy You my little- [IShowSpeed ends call] [IShowSpeed] Fuck this nigga