Mardy Bum

[Verse 1] Well, now then, mardy bum I've seen your frown and it's like looking down The barrel of a gun, and it goes off And out come all these words Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you A side I much prefer [Chorus] It's one that laughs and jokes around Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah To get things off the ground And it was up, up, and away Ah, but it's reight hard to remember that On a day like today When you're all argumentative And you've got the face on [Verse 2] Well, now then mardy bum Oh, I'm in trouble again, aren't I? I thought as much 'Cause you turned over there Pulling that silent disappointment face The one that I can't bear [Chorus] Well, can't we just laugh and joke around? Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah To get things off the ground And it was up, up, and away Ah, but it's reight hard to remember that On a day like today When you're all argumentative And you've got the face on [Bridge] And yeah, I'm sorry I was late But I missed the train and then the traffic was a state And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs Oh, when you say I don't care But, of course I do, yeah, I clearly do [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] So laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah To get things off the ground And it was up, up, and away Oh, but it's reight hard to remember that On a day like today When you're all argumentative And you've got the face on