Colt 45

I fucked this girl in Talahassee Doggie style so i named her Lassie Came on her, florida state clothes Filled up all her semen holes Fucked this girl from purdue Came in her hair, fucked up her doo She was cryin, like tammy faye baker Her pussy got hotter than a boiler maker Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge Fucked up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge Dropped her off at LSU Smoked all her weed, drank all her brew Fucked George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas Rode that ass just like a Lexus Fucked her again in ft. worth Stuck my dick in her pussy and I started to surf (CHORUS) Colt 45, Afroman Tryin to get all the pussy that I can To the cross country in my Afro van SMOKIN WEED 2X I priced this hooker in Ohio I said, Bitch, you too high Ho I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti Fucked her in the back of my 83 Caddy Broker as hell smokin Newport singles Came in her ass and said "Fuck the Bengals" (afroman rant) SMOKIN WEED! Smokin weed, State-to-State Beer and munchies got me gaining weight Missionary style in chilla coffee Little mamma said, "would you please get off me" Beatutiful girl, Iowa City Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty She sucked my dick, while she held my thighs I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes" My dick went BOING in Des Moines Going going go-Buckaw! SMOKIN WEED! (CHORUS 2x) Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma Buffalo, Puff-alo Fort Smith, Fort Spliff Smokin weed Starkville, Sparks-ville Huntsville, Blunts-ville Mississippi, Missi-hippie Alabama, Ala-grama Hattysburg, Hattys-herb Burmingham, Burning-ham Smokin weed North Dakota, North De Quota South Dakota, South De Quota I ran out of rhymes, but i'm... SMOKIN WEED (CHORUS 2x)