Christmas at Ground Zero

[Verse 1] It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing, and the carolers are singing While the air-raid sirens blare [Verse 2] It's Christmas at ground zero The button has been pressed The radio just let us know That this is not a test [Chorus 1] Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping It's the end of all humanity No more time for last-minute shopping It's time to face your final destiny [Verse 3] 'Cause it's Christmas at ground zero There's panic in the crowd We can dodge debris while we trim the tree Underneath the mushroom cloud [Instrumental Interlude] [Chorus 2] You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop Or Jack Frost on your windowsill But if someone's climbing down your chimney You better load your gun and shoot to kill [Verse 4] Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero And if the radiation level's okay I'll go out with you and see all the new Mutations on New Year's Day [Verse 5] It's Christmas at ground zero Just seconds left to go I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover Underneath the mistletoe [Verse 6] It's Christmas at ground zero Now the missiles are on their way What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday